Screed De Limousin

Day 401, 11:05 • Published in USA USA • by Ogdensign

Limousin, kinda liked it there in fact. Not all crowded like. Nice Oak forest, and lots of real nice chestnutty cattle. Can't say a saw any those stretchy cars though. Honestly didn't look like the country for it. Can't say I did my best in the fight... I mean I tried hard and all but for some reason I just couldn't seem to hit the broadside of a barn from the inside. For a bit there I was having a fine time cutting do-nuts through a pasture in a "borrowed" HUMVEE when I was sort of run off by a bunch of Indonesian Bar Stewards with a SERIOUS lack of home training. I've got no idea what they were doing there but they were game and wielding some serious ordnance. They commenced to shelling me and the horse I rode in on. At this point my ignorant self hadn't figured out you could only go to the hospital once so I was left somewhat the worse for wear. I was honestly just about one lick away from slipping off this mortal coil. Anyway on the bright side, I got to fight in a battle led by the President which is cool in a sort of "Independence Day" way. Though I guess that would make me Russell Case without the dramatic "Up Yours!" exit. With the damage I was doing it was more like a snapping pop going off than a big ol' BOOM! I can't say I exactly cotton to coming off looking like a second rate Quaid boy so I decided to study up on things a might while I mended.. I'll get around to that next time. Hope y'all are having a fine Christmas & Santa was nice to ya!
Y'all go with me.
~Ogdensign