Say hello to the new world!
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by Dio Brando
Click this >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g
My name is Dio and I am an eCitizen. As far as I can figure, the day is 550 of the new world and I'm being dragged to the throne. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once. A job.
I had a wonderful girlfriend Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest fin😛
Necronomiconatlantis. The Book of the Dead Alliance. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Pakistani text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods, something evil.
It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.
Sure, I could have stayed in the real life. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.
I'm back. Hail to the King, baby.
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And suddenly, all the sand returned to the land of pakistan
All *Hail* God-Emperor Dio Brando
Blessed me with your touch
I'm crying manly tears ;_;
Fear is the mind-killer. And so is Dio Brando.
Hello from your neighbours. Well, soon we won't be officially neighbours but in future we will be again. 😉
PRIDE! POWER! PAKISTAN!
ALL HAIL DIO BRANDO, OUR HOLY AND IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR!
R.I.P Linda.
no words can describe my feelings in this very moment ;_;
HEIL!
Are we going to hear about Dio's secret life outside of his God Emperoring?
Updated with a youtube
Emerick: Yes, you might get to know the "real" me, for once. Maybe. If you are nice.
this is the best
Go Go Dio!
look at the king of the world
PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN
And no this is not a roll, I MEAN EVERY WORD THAT RICK SAYS!
I met Dio once in a bar downtown. What a lover.
Crying manly tears.
The Holy Land - Pakistan
There aint no such thing as manly tears 😛
and always good to see the Swedish god emperor drop by 😃
It is nice to see you have returned to ePakistan, it feels like some balance have been restored or something like that. 😃
HAIL GOD-EMPEROR DIO BRANDO!
Crying cat tears of joy.
;_;
>It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.
...Joseph?
This game is finally interesting again
PRIDE POWER PAKISTAN
the king is now home
PRIDE POWER PAKISTAN
doh! got rickrolled 😛
may you bring pakistan back on track dio! 🙂
Hail the God-Emperor!!
Pakistan time is back!!
xDD
PRIDE POWER PAKISTAN
Time has stopped.
ALL HAIL DIO BRANDO, GLORIOUS GOD EMPEROR OF THIS OUR eNATION
PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN
DIO BRANDO IS BACK, SPREAD THE MESSAGE. PAKISTAN HAS BEEN REVIVED
WE'RE BAAAAAACK
Damn it Erep, fix the subscription indicator...
PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN
Holy shit I came SO FUKKEN HARD
PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN
Crying manly tears here T.T
It's been a long winter.
Dio Brando + Pakistan = God in his heaven all rights with the world
hail dio!
THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST NEWSPAPER ARTICLE I HAVE EVER READ.
DUCKS WITH DIO ! 🙂
I CAME.
PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN
It's burial RITES, not rights.
Dio, you're pretty dumb for a god.
Dildo Brando Is on his way out.
Emerick you will never be president of USA!
Dildo, You better hope you see me before I see you.
Wtf this dorks little run around. Talk about the man with the ultimate fan club.
Dio is God. Long live Dio.