Save your selves! The Rumulians are coming! Time to fortify Gotland?

Day 1,469, 08:31 • Published in Sweden USA • by Toothpaste


Attention Sweden! The savages that are to us known as Rumulians, have since yesterday declared Latvia, our allies, hostile. Its most certain that the Rumulian hordes are on the move against our fine vikingagrottor to take our gold, resources, lands and teach us to chew with our mouth open like they do.

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Who are they?
Rumulians are a powerful and ancient race, and not quiet human. They are actually a hybrid between vampires, basketball players and goats. That kind of offspring should be feared.



It is of most importance that we will now help Latvia to deal with the savages that comes from east before its to late. You should know that the Rumulians are only 3 regions away from raping our little Gotland.

Warning issued
The Swedish officials has been taken by surprise but was quick to issue a klass-3 warning. Every Swede should start throwing tanks at the evilness on the eastern front.

The true name of this defensive operation is yet unknown but some soldiers named this shitstorm as "Gudrun the Rumulian".



Will Norway sign a deal?
The Rumulians wont go away. It looks like that Sweden will be fighting them to the death. And for a long time. Probably for the next 6 months. This mean that the “Norwegian issue” has to be solved in the near future.

Question is how the Swedish officials plan to go ahea😛 kill the Norwegians off or sign a deal? But will Norway be willing to sign any deal now when their savage allies are coming at us with full speed?