Save the New Guys!

Day 1,630, 20:20 • Published in USA USA • by JLake4

There is a threat to the eUnited States that prays on the new and inexperienced and that feeds on their naiive view of the game. While doing so, he rails against reality and the game alike in an odd menage of the game and real life.



You likely know this profile well. There are some interesting features in it though that must be discussed to prevent more of this country's new players from being sucked in and destroyed.

1) The opening clause:

"One of the only loud, sane voices in the USA. Fighting to free the USA from tyranny and oppression."

While the only way to truly debunk this would be to sink into ad hominem attacks on mental characteristics, I can tell you that under no circumstances does a tyranny exist in the eUSA. Sure, people talk about elites and whatnot. But if you apply yourself, be that by becoming an ambassador or volunteering for one of the eUSA's many government programs or the US Armed Forces, you can achieve anything. All that you need to do is distinguish yourself! And you know what the opposite of doing that is? Joining up with a legion of soon-to-be-dead new players and Serbians in an effort to topple the rightfully elected government of the eUSA!


Glorious Leader?

2) The Second Clause:

"Son of Pizza the Hut. Grandson of Ajay Bruno."

This clause tells you he's been banned at least twice. There are stories you can read about this, but that are far too lengthy to put in any article. So here's the link!

3) The Third Clause:

"General of the Armies****** American Eagle Division, EDEN-TERRA Unified Command."

This is easy to debunk.



For the keen eyed folks out there, that title is "2nd Commander." Meaning, he isn't even in command of the American Eagle Division. Nor is the AED officially associated with "EDEN-TERRA Unified Command" (which, coincidentally, does not exist, and never has).

4) The Fourth Clause:

"Party President and Founder: Freedom Alliance"

This does not exist.


So as this player lurks around and offers you a supposed hand of friendship, recall these facts: his entire biography is a lie, he's been banned twice and probably more than that (seven times says the forum post linked to above, and that's old).



So don't let someone named after one of the most evil, racist, anti-zionist and devious characters on television tell you how to play this game. His offer of friendship is just a honey-coated trap that will destroy you and either force you to leave the game or to restart when your name is sufficiently drug through the mud after associating with him.

In closing, let me pose to you the following question:

What is patriotic about using the votes of Serbians, Hungarians, Bulgarians, Macedonians, and other people from countries that are enemies of the United States to get elected? What is patriotic about letting more of those enemies of the state into our country for the purposes of being elected?

No matter what rhetoric is cast into the air to muddy the waters on this issue, such as judging them as individuals or some such jargon, know that our country has procedures for vetting potential future citizens to make sure they aren't harmful for the United States. GCL's MO is to let them in regardless, in the hopes that he'll get that one kernel of corn out of the turd of hostile enemies getting into the country. And even if he doesn't, they all see fit to join his party (currently the "American Freedom Party"). Curious coincidence, that.

So, in the final analysis, you must ask yourself the following question: What flag do you salute? Which is that you wish to see fly over the United States?


This one?


This one?


This one?


OR THIS ONE?

The choice is yours, dear player. Only you can make it, and only you will suffer the consequences of the wrong choice.

Thanks kindly, V/S/S!



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