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It has come to my attention that a herd of Americans (yes, I mean herd) have decided Jeollanam-do sounds like the ideal place to built a Jello farm (not the sugar free kind, either!). This is unacceptable, and MUST be stopped. I have experience in dealing with matter that disturb, harm or devour the environment, and feel that I am qualified many times over to take on a project of this "massive". In the past, I served in eNK by aiding in securing the country for its citizens, and not those of Iran (even though they eventually took it by force, no thanks to Drago and his followers). I drove out sexual predators from eNK (yes, we had one or two), making it a safer, friendlier place to play. I also added some excitement to the eNK environment- bringing butterflies to our desolate landscape, and with talks of strategic placement of garden gnomes in the North Korean Salt Mines that would hopefully boost morale. There are several events that took place in the eNK government that I participated in, from securing peace treaties with other nations to helping to restore our lost currency after a failed PTO attempt.

I tell you all this in hopes that you will see that I have done much in my short time in eNK. I want to bring to eJapan and eSK the same kind of service I had provided eNK, and more. One of the first things I will make sure I do is drive out the Jello from Jeollanam. I will also actively work to prevent eJapan and eSK from undergoing the same terrible foreign relations eNK suffered from. All I ask is that I be given a chance to show what I can do for eJapan! Vote YES for Angelfire! Thank you.