S.E.E.S. is still Love

Day 1,040, 05:02 • Published in USA USA • by S.E.E.S
Greetings, my fellow Emerickans;

It's congressional election time again. All those states. All those candidates. All those difficult choices. And who has time to pay attention to the issues? I can hear you saying, 'You know it, brother. I wish someone would just put together a list of the best candidates and tell me who I should be voting for, so I can get back to not managing my time and getting paid the same amount every day, regardless of my particular needs on that day.'

Well friends, the good people at the Specialized Elite Execution Squad are here for you again, to direct your ignorant flailing and stitch it into a skin-tight catsuit clinging to the supple curves of Lady Liberty.


Ain't she a looker? And you get to stuff her ballot box every month.

Now that I've got the pleasantries and required hot chick picture out of the way, let's get right down to the sweaty, guilty, crying-for-20-minutes-afterwards act of blatant and unapologetic vote whoring.

Firstly, lets talk about our latest aquisition in S.E.E.S. extensive collection of eUSlegends.

FUTREL running in Chongquing
I'll be honest, I personally don't know this guy very well but 19 Hard-worker Medals go a long way in my mind. He's got a national rank under a hundred (57 to be exact) and even has one of those elusive battle-hero medals the JCS collect. He's interested in plying his experience in economic matters to the benefit of the eUS and, let's be straight here, we could use it.

If this man doesn't win, the Union is broken.

Moving right along...

GlaDOS in Colorado

The incorrigible one himself. This betafag and three term President of the eUK left his land to join S.E.E.S. and with with us to make Emericka great... pissing off a few prominent members of the Military was just a bonus. He served in Congress during the last term and, much to the chagrin of his detractors, the sky did not fall. GlaDOS is a butt, it's true but GlaDOS is our butt.

Show our butt some love, Emericka.

rainysunday in Florida

Truly one of the unsung heros of the game and a good friend to me. rainysunday has been in Congress nine consecutive terms and is making a bid for her tenth. Rainy doesn't get a lot of spotlight, being more the quiet, observant type but is one of those dedicated individuals that's holding that cluster-fuck we call Kongress together and a founding member of Seal Team 6. She's a favorite of S.E.E.S. and more than that's she's a favorite of many other parties as well. Woe unto the fool that runeth against the might of rainysunday.

If there is anyone that any one of you should be voting for and only a fool would object to, it's rainysunday.

Irish_Rebel_Reborn in Maryland

Take the time. Spare the vote. Help an English homie out. Sure, he's notorious but that's the S.E.E.S. hallmark, amirite? Come on, look at that face. Nothing says 'implicit trust' like military fatigues and a black ski mask.

James C. Gledens in Michigan
Don't be fooled by the account, this guy's old skool. He wrote an article full of great reasons to vote for him and you should fucking read it, or at least vote for it! God, you're so lazy! What's that? You want a resume? Well as it happens, James has served the armed forces in Training Corps, Mobile Infantry, that which was the Air Force and is currently with SAC. What about foreign relations, you ask? How about Ambassador to Australia and Germany? What? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Now, I can see it in your eyes... You're just dieing for another of the classic 'OMFG, they're running HIM?!?' moments... Well, S.E.E.S. has you covered.

How about...

Kurzemes Karalis Kristaps in Mississippi
Yes, we let the former Supreme Commander of Phoenix in and now we're running him for Kongress. We're bad, bad men, but S.E.E.S. succeeds again where others fail. You rage against our worst enemies in a futile pissing contest? That's nice. We recognize talent and recruit it. After Penix fucked over Latvia, this man was looking for a home and, by the Glory of Dio, he found one in S.E.E.S. But you know how it is, Haters gonna hate.

Nicholas Ryan in Nevada
I'm not going to push this, my awesomeness speaks for itself.

Let's keep this show rolling.

Collinar in New Jersey
Only the truest of Dio's chosen would take the words of the Sand to such a place as New Jersey and do so with pride. A high priest of Diosim in eMalaysia, he's followed Dio's call to the eUS and Dioism's new frontier. Did I mention... DIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIO
DIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIO
DIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIO
DIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIODIO? Good, glad I covered that. Collinar's another much experienced player S.E.E.S. has drawn in from abroad. And you call us racists? wtf? How many Brazilians, Jews, Pakis and Romanians ya'll got in your chats?

Collinar's awesome, even if I have to reread his name everytime I see it, because I always read 'collinear'. This man is one of few left who speaks with the God-Emperor himself and a vote for him can be thought of as a vote for Dio himself. Truely, Dio's voice in Za Warudo.

Pearlswine in Ohio
Dude... if I have to tell you why to vote for this guy, you should be embarrassed by your ignorance. But it's alright, bro. I've got you covered and I won't tell anyone.

Ultimate Betafag Economaster, okay? Case closed.

Xtasia in Oklahoma
You should vote for her. She's an admin. She'll permaban you if you don't vote for her. No, I kid. She's a nice lady and, come on, it would be pretty nice to have someone to fill in for GF. You remember last month, when Ajay tried to sneak into the Republicans into congress at the last second using multis? Guess who you can thank, besides a good many Emerickan citizens, for making sure that shit didn't fly? Yeah, that's right.

And besides... she'll ban you if you don't vote for her.

gagah in Qinghai
The man himself. Former President not good enough for you? Saved the US from invasion in it's darkest hour not good enough? Returned to Za Warudo, conquering mortality itself not good enough? Fuhrer of the Greatest Party in the fucking world not good enough? Well then, your standards need to be examined.

sunnygyrl317 in Tibet
Aside from being an actual, real-live female she's former APF royalty and headed up their militia. She lived through the bureaucratic tedium, acting as the go between between various governmental acronyms that have to do with approving citizenships and in the Dept. of the Interior, working under rainysunday (that sounds hot, doesn't it?) doing Human Resources. All this and she lives and stands ready for more and is certainly more than a match for Kongress. Seriously, she's a friend of mine and is bad ass. She totally deserves to get in.

Aamto in Virgina
A geeky bean-counter for the Krems administration and a former Kongressman from China, he has that nerdstyle that makes me giggle. He's vowed to play his azn or azn appearing skillz to our economy and getting that shit where it belongs. This is more of exactly what we need, players that do all the bullshit work that the rest of us don't want to do that make the rest of this game possible. This man deserves a medal. A Kongress medal. Do it. To it.

Max Wallingbottom III in Wast Virginia
He's a great guy, but he's running against all blockers so let's just finish this up. 😁;

BoxOfAIDS in Wisconsin
Come on. You know you want to. What could be more fun in Kongress than a Box of AIDS?

mohe3439 in Wyoming
Mohe's had little chance to prove himself but he's certainly been irritating enough in #SEES for us to be sure he's ready for Kongress. I would like to recommend him to take Dan Wang's seat. Seriously, though, he's a nice kid with a little too much time on his hands. Help S.E.E.S. out. Help him out. Help Emericka out. Give this kid something to do, for Chrissake. 😃

Okay, I know I got to be slacking a little towards the end there, but honestly I've been working on this fucking article for hours. I can't sustain hilarity that long, must be my old age.

tl:dr? No kidding.

S.E.E.S. is running some badass Candidates, many you might not know and might not have heard from, but they're solid. I know they're solid because I wouldn't fucking run them if they weren't. Here at S.E.E.S. we'd rather have one less vote in Kongress, if that's gonna be a shitty vote.

Our Prayers are with out dear brothers in Pakistan, toiling away in the glorious golden sand and making the world fit for God-Emperor Dio's glorious return.

GO TEAM VENTURE!