Running for SSP President
Paulie Walnuts
Greetings, Comrades!
I'm happy to announce my presidential candidacy for chairman of the Slovak Socialist Party!
I might not have been in the party long, but I have a lot of experience with game mechanics!
If you have any questions on my policies, do not hesitate to ask.
My policies include:
Domestic Affairs
I believe that the SSP should have a more aggressive political strategy, Rather then make concessions to the bourgeoisie, we should remain in constant debate with them about our policies and theirs, not out of hopes of convincing them to join or support us, but out of hopes to show Slovakia that we are willing to fight for our beliefs. Remember, the fascists hate us, even if we ally with them, they will retain power and we will never get the opportunity to make change.
Economic Affairs
I believed that the communes also should adapt more aggressive tactics, such as actively combating the capitalist economy. We should try to sell our surplus on the market for lower prices then the capitalists, thus causing the capitalists to go out of business. This way we supply services to Slovakia, while furthering the proletariat cause. I also promote using congress gold to expand our grip on the Q1 area, since we need to control the market in steps.
Remember, in countries like Slovakia, the main battle is economic, not political. Due to the large amount of SK multis as well as the recent "baby boom", political success seems hard to achieve. Thus we will dominate the market.
Remember, You can make a country communist without a single president or congressman, if you can communize the economy.
Foreign Affairs
I believe Slovakia should maintain good relations with all sides, while building up our economy and defenses as well as staying nuetral.
Thank you for reading, comrades, Solidarity!
Comments
last live communist 🙂 You vanish from slovakia too fast... why you did not press at least one official press about your leaving ??
Fortunately, despite a few recent departures, the SSP is alive and well.
Rumpil,Smrtan and everyone in Koalicia you would miss me if I left 😃
Paulie, I'll be honest. Your platform is worse than Mr. Skins. You realize you need to make compromises with the right wing in order to be successful. The Slovakian economy is free market and working well with it.
I admit having state owned communes can be beneficial to any economy, but there needs to be a safe balance. Quite frankly your ideas are nothing more than a fantasy. You will not be successful.
Do you really think you can compete with the private sector while paying everybody minimum wage?
Compromise 😃
Walnuts for SSP 10.09!
@OogieBoogie3: Isn't that what we did for the last two or three months? If we managed to sell our food for 0.2 SSK, we'd drive capitalists out of business and take over the market.
I'm kinda surprised nobody tried this already.
ok, so what is this?? Mr and Dr Skin left your money and commune and some of us remain here ???
Why a lot of communist is out of Slovakia 🙂. If you are man, tell tu us, that your mission here FAILED 🙂
"Paulie, I'll be honest. Your platform is worse than Mr. Skins. You realize you need to make compromises with the right wing in order to be successful. The Slovakian economy is free market and working well with it.
I admit having state owned communes can be beneficial to any economy, but there needs to be a safe balance. Quite frankly your ideas are nothing more than a fantasy. You will not be successful.
Do you really think you can compete with the private sector while paying everybody minimum wage?
Compromise 😃"
Minimum can compete with the private sector, as it is accompanied by free food, free gifts, free guns and the occaisional free house.
"ok, so what is this?? Mr and Dr Skin left your money and commune and some of us remain here ???
Why a lot of communist is out of Slovakia 🙂. If you are man, tell tu us, that your mission here FAILED 🙂"
The mission is as alive as ever, I'd suggest putting an end to your right-wing fantasies 🙂
I'm a socialist, but even I know its impossible to eliminate the private sector, and/or right wing. You can't honestly think you can drive them out of business. You would have to employ more people in order to expand your market, and lets face it; not many people want to work minimum wage. Sure you give them food and weapons, and the occasional cheap house, but there is no ambition. Even true socialists know that you should pay workers better wages, and put your products on the market. It's better for the economy...
You are not socialists so change your name back to the Slovak Communist Party. You will not succeed with your ridiculous fantasy of eliminating the right wing either, so stop trying.
Slovakia is a democracy, every party gets a chance to win and express their ideals, but there are some things you can't do. If you win the Presidency with a majority in congress, you can't possibly think you can outlaw or drive out privately owned businesses. The most you can do is create state owned communes to increase production of needed goods, such as higher quality food for a cheaper sustainable price. This ideology is called Socialist Democracy, or Social Democracy. It is a safe and effective blend of both Capitalism & Socialism. If you want to be successful in right leaning Slovakia, this is as far as you can go left, but it is also the best economic system in existence.
Reform the SSP
It's called "Set import tax to 99%", and set VAT to 99%. You can wipe out the private sector with just a few law proposals.
Paulie your vision is a regime dictature, the same as fascists way of right winged parties. We should establish our communes as anarchy cells operating on barter business and helping each other. Completely ignoring the state because the state is not necessary. The topic I agree with you is a insert cheap goods to the market and fight imperialism with its own way. Competition!
Eeeech, anarchokomunista, uz som si myslel ze si zmizol z erep 😛
Wow OogiBoogie3 you're an idiot. You tell socialists and communists to compromise? To basically be the capitalists bitch, that's what it really means. You need to strike a balance? Why would you need to strike a balance between communes and the dictatorial rule of the capitalist companies? Having a "safe balance" is pussy talk for you don't want to piss off the right wing and have to pay political repercussions. The fact is you can compete with the private sector because you're paying minimum wage.
The capitalists have wages higher than minimum wage so to get a profit they have to sell higher. Since you pay everybody only minimum wage you can sell for a much lower price. Therefore you win if you get enough people on board. Just read my last few articles on it.
Then you go on to call yourself a socialist but then say it's just a fantasy? What we need is a cultural revolution and you being the coward you are would be in the same boat as the capitalists. Hopefully that boat will sink with you on it.
but we have to realize that oogieboogie3 is a social democrat and that´s why he act so hippie 🙂 "Peace and Love"
He's messaged me saying he's a Democratic Socialist, but oogieboogie3 is someone who I thought used to be for the cause. Apparently now he thinks it's all for nothing.
LMAO, amazing how serious you are making this. You must want to feel important.
Notice I am not a facist, I not dick enough to raise taxes by 99% just to throw people out of business. If you guys were intelligent, you'd know that would destroy the economy in Slovakia.
We all know that total government dominatiion of the market is successful. Take a look at the FORMER Soviet Union, and North Korea. They work/ed out great don't they. The people seemed to be real happy. (sarcasm)
As for Social Democracy & Democratic Socialism. Take a look at Sweden, Spain, Bosnia, Ukraine, Portugal, France, Finland, Norway, Poland, Bulgaria, Romania and Venezuala. Don't they work so much better than Communism?