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I've decided that maybe I needed to take this running for Congress thing a little more seriously. So here's my serious take on Congress and what it means to run for it.

I know the sane thing to do is to tell my thoughts on politics and the economy and OMS and POTUS and all the same BS we see every month at this time. But it's BS. Plain and simple BS. I can come up with all sorts of stories and ideas that will sway you or not to vote for me. Or I can just be honest. I can't promise I'll be the best Congressman in the USA. I can't promise I won't screw up with writing proposals and I certainly can't promise I won't argue with everyone about nothing.

But here's what I can promise you. I'll try. I'm not afraid to ask questions. I'm not afraid to listen. And I have no issue with criticism. I'm wanting and willing to do my absolute best to be a great Congressman. But I need your vote.

Now I really wish I could sit back and let my party (The Federalist Party) send mobile voters my way so I could just coast into Congress. But I've looked at who's running. There are better, more qualified people that should get in. And that's the same for all the parties. So in despair, I looked to my friends list and realized that I have a lot of friends. Some in this country and some not. Some dead. Some banned. Some that only log in and click and log out. But those friends can help. They can help me to spread the word. They can help send votes my way.

So friend, will you help? Will you spread the word? Help me get into Congress. Vote Fluffydoorman in Missouri.