Rules of Engagement: Do's and Don'ts when Fighting the Germans
Day 2,017, 05:30
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by Sambo112
As many of you will/should know the eUK has NE'd Germark in support of our allies in Lithuania: http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/United-Kingdom/127707
Read more about it in the latest CP article here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-acroc-once-more-unto-the-breach-2268137/1/20
However with this impending war how should British citizens go about destroying the Germans in a 'polite' and 'respectfuL' way? Because of course we don't want a repeat of what happened with the argies and the aggressive disputes over the Falklands Islands. WHICH BELONGS TO US BY THE WAY!!!
Here is 5 Do's and 5 Dont's for when fighting the Germans on eRepublik, to help earn the respect of your foes and make them not feel too bad once we crush them to a little tiny plup:
When Fighting Germany...DO
DO...Try the German BEER!
DO...Feel free to enter discussion about German politics, philosophy and BEER!
DO...Drink more German BEER!
DO...Try the local food (e.g. Pretzels) and have a drink of BEER when doing so!
DO...Comment on how lovely their lederhosen looks...while drinking BEER!
When Fighting Germany...DONT
DONT...Goose-Step everywhere, you'll look a bit stupid and it slows you down!
DONT...Be late, they hate that, just fight them on time and they'll lose happy (hopefully)!
DONT...Attempt to pull off a 'Nazi Salute' it is rather frowned upon in Germany nowadays!
DONT...Mention how we beat them 5-1 at the Olympic Stadium in Munich in 2001 with goals from Gerrard, Owen (hattrick) and HESKEY!!! On second thoughts, you can DO that one.
DONT...Under any circumstances MENTION THE WAR!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0 (you'll have to C&P link, clicking it doesn't seem to work)
I hope this short article was of some help to the eUK fighters for when the the first battles open up. Good luck, have fun and I'll see you on the battlefield. Thank you for reading!
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and I’ll leave you with this:
"The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons."
-Russian military doctrine.
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"Two World Wars & a World Cup too
Doo-dah!
Doo-dah!
Two World Wars & a World Cup too
Oh De-doo-dah-day!!!"
or something like that .. or is that banned too?
I'll let it slide this time but that is a warning Mr. Lewis 😛
/me hums song to himself
There were ten German bombers in the air, anyone?
Excellent article Sambo my man and friend!!.Voted,shouted,subed!!!!.Let"s get kick their asses!!!.
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I like the part about beer!
Although the we is slightly overly inclusive in Don't part 4! 😃
Nice Article, but did you mention the Beer?
yes...yes I did
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THE WAR
oops, did I do wrong
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I'm not going to mention anything about the 5-1 win at the Olympic Stadium in Munich in 2001 with goals from Gerrard, Owen(3) and Heskey & Carsten Jancker for Germany.
It was a great night!
RACE YOU ALL TO BERLIN!!
You're on
Ah you forgot Wembley 1966. = )
that one is a given 😛
They probably dont remember/care about that any more and that was only west germany
still Germany and we still won
lol voted
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You don't call that stuff they drink in Germany beer, do you?
Actually, you do. What you drink in England is called ale... 😛
Ale comes from the Old Norse öl, which is also the root language of German. Don't know where the word beer comes from, but lager is German for storage.
Not voted, because you don't say anything about the beer!!!
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