ru-NEO Imperial Ragequit

Day 932, 23:06 • Published in Poland Spain • by Ramso
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As you all already know (or not), yesterday, the russian president, as revenge to their russian comrads who wanted to impeach him, attacked China, Finland and ... USA! yeah! Wasting loads of russian gold!

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16 mpps activated in american territory and russia is now the clown of the eWorld. But mr. HankScorpio is still hungry and demands gold for attacking Poland too before his impeachment resolves.

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We'll have time to see the consecuences of this russian suicide, but today i'd like to pay tribute to HankScorpio, but sadly i don't know how.

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Instead of that, forget all and i'll tell you a story. I'd like to clear up that this is a totally ficticious story based on a film, any similarity with any real fact or people is an amazing coincidence (god save me!). This is a story based on a country controlled by machines (that could never happen!) that i show for the divertissement of the eRepublik community. (but hs nothing to do with it!)

One random day, lets say 900+30+2 of an imaginary world, a guy called Janc Es Korpio was living in an imaginary country called Vodkaland. He woke up that day and realized that some bad guys who always break the rules wanted to kill him.
Janc Es Korpio got angry and faced the bad guys and realized that all world was a fake controlled by machines that fought and worked like humans. Janc Es Korpio wanted to save the world and hacked the super-machine so it self destroys.


The moment when the supermachine planned the world destruction...

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Since that day, Janc Es Korpio is considered the chosen one, the one who broght freedom to the world from the tirany of the machines of Vodkaland. He is called ru-NEO!

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HAIL TO EPIC IMPERIAL RAGEQUIT!!




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Auf wiedersehen!