Rob the Bruce for UKPP Party Pres

Day 2,214, 13:59 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Rob the Bruce
PREPARE YOURSELVES

I'm doing a semi srs PP run



So to actually stand a chance of getting the high probably dull position of UKPP Party President, I have wrote this awful article.
So what will I actually do?

Stuff, most likely

So what I can do, according the wiki is this:

1. Edit the party details
2. Select who will run for Congress from party.
3. Select who will represent party in the presidential elections.
4. Resign

So I'll do all that quite spiffingly I reckon. I'm not sure how to spiffingly resign but I can work on that.

I'll also make this awesome party more awesome. Somehow.
ACTUAL REASONS TO VOTE ME

1. I've done governmenty things before
2. I can speak English (Which is essential)
3. If you don't vote me we'll end up with Neil Lewis again.
4. I'm a fast learner (As long as I'm not learning algebra)
5. Because this kitten would want you to:



TL😉R
1. ME FOR PARTY EL PREZ
2. UKPP IS COOL
3. KITTEN

-Rob the Bruce
Diabolical Party President Hopeful