RLC - Win One For The Gipper

Day 1,728, 23:51 • Published in USA USA • by Ronald Gipper Reagan

I write this article to you my fellow countrymen with both great optimism and a deep concern for the future of our nation. Disturbingly, Chickensguys has renamed our party to an organization which has been dead for two years. He has clearly gone off the reservation and must be removed. Firstly and foremost, I hereby announce my candidacy for the Party Presidency of the Republican Liberty Caucus. I hope you will all choose to stand on the side of liberty and vote Reagan for RLC Party President on Wednesday, August 15th. Our party and our nation faces threats both foreign and domestic, with perhaps the latter being the more dangerous of the two. There are individuals who we have been fighting hard to remove from power who will stop at nothing to preserve their elitist, un-American grasp on power in our nation. You can see the tactics of one of them right here if you want to see the kinds of people we are up against.
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Sadly, he has been joined by the outgoing AMP Party President, John Killah, who has also falsely claimed that myself and the RLC wish to “destroy America” without a shred of actual evidence. The fact is that we love this country, and targeting two groups of disenfranchised expatriate immigrants which represent a fraction of a grand coalition of our movement is frankly un-American. If this is the standard we are holding, then why do we not publicly scold Artela and John Killah, who are former members of the ONE-aligned United Kingdom? An individual should be judged by their actions, and you have seen the actions of those who oppose us. They will resort to the dirtiest tactics and all out warfare against other citizens in order to put an end to an opposition they despise. There is NOTHING American about this sort of extremist, hate-fueled partisanship, and I implore you to not let deceitful liars like John Killah and Henry “Pfeiffer” Arundel tell you otherwise.

Whether we are American off this game, Greek, Romanian, Croatian, Bosnian, Serbian, Hungarian, Italian, Colombian, Chilean, Korean, Bulgarian, Ukrainian, or one of the other many nationalities that make up not only our party, but our country, remember what is the one thing that binds us, our belief in the ideals of liberty, and freedom. An old adversary of mine and now dear friend has often said “it’s the person behind the keyboard that counts”, and that is more true today than ever before. I refuse to judge a person by the content of their ethnic origin, but by the content of their character, and I will NEVER waiver from that position, not now, not EVER!

Contrary to what those who have spent over three years hating me, I am not a cheater, and I am not a liar. There are countless Country Presidents, Congressmen, Ministers, Generals, and other reputable people who would vouch for my character. When I have made a mistake in the past, I have owned up to it. When I feel something is wrong, I have spoken out. I have been told by numerous people over my career that they admire my determination, and my unwavering commitment to never give up. While I always appreciate these kind words, without those who believe in me, and who stand with me, none of this would be possible. Your faith in me nearly moves me to tears. I am honored to be entrusted with your confidence, and I will do my best to live up to your expectations and to be the leader you expect me to be.

The enemies of our party and of a free America are rallying their forces, so we too must rally ours. If the RLC were to be PTO’d, the elitists would once again control the entire top five. There is only one party in this group which has the courage to stand up for our nation and to not back down when the going gets tough. As your Party President, I will unapologetically defend what we ALL believe in, a better America for all those who stand and fight for what the stars and stripes stand for. Our greatest President, Ronald Wilson Reagan, stood for these most sacred of American values both at home and abroad. I share his vision and will do my best to live by his example. My friends, this is one fight we as free people CANNOT afford to lose. Get out there and Win One For The Gipper!