Ride The Lightning

Day 1,307, 01:06 • Published in USA USA • by Zachary Parsons

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Today I wake up to eUSA in Chaos, Spain, Hungary, and Poland all attacking at once. We have been fending off our invaders from Spain on our home turf, while we push back the forces of Hungary and Poland in Romania…but now they are at our doorstep and they are knocking hard. The time to fight is NOW eUSA, before we are backed into a corner! Time we stood up to the pansies and run our tanks right down their throats and send them packing with their dirty tails between their legs. Time for us to take their beautiful, exotic women for ourselves and leave them nothing to go home to.


OH GOD DAMN!!!!

It is time we piled the bodies high and set them aflame, this is OUR LAND! And we will certainly not go down without a fight, so grab your guns, your ammo, and even you axes and swords, let us carve them down and leave nothing but a bloody trail behind us.


THEY WILL NEVER DEFEAT US

The battle Sirens have been screaming at us to get up and save eUSA and all her glory and just like the crazy ass Mel Gibson said in his famous move Braveheart “Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!”


WILLIAM FREAKING WALLACE!!!

Now I am just a man, a man with a voice, a gun, and a lot of ammo. I will stand here at the front lines as a USTC Black Knight; I will stand here a citizen for eUSA, not ePoland, eHungary, or eSpain. I would rather die a horrible death than suffer through the never ending articles and unnecessary babble of idiots from a foreign Country. One last quote my friends and I will leave you. “THIS DAY WE FIGHT!”


Hail to the King Baby!





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