Revolutionary Party Paper Day 1536: It's a Long Way to the Top

Day 1,536, 21:46 Published in USA Canada by Molly Jo

We give you the Fifth edition of the Revolutionary Party Paper
Still Growing!
The Revolutionary Party is nearing 100 members. In the coming days we shall reach that treasured milestone. While celebrating we must not get ahead of ourselves. It's a long way to the top if you wanna Rock 'n' Roll be top five. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, we still have a long way to go. INCI is next, hopefully we'll have that in two to three months. It could take a year to get top five and it could take six months, we just don't know. Thanks to Greeling the recruiting should pick up a little bit. If you join the party you can have unlimited Revodka, just so ya know.
Catching Up
Let's catch up on what's happened lately. We haven't released one of these in a while, so much has happened. Molly Jo won the Party Presidential race. Her term has gone relatively well, we have been growing at a steady rate, as you can see. The party continues to grow and expand, so thanks to her for leading the way this month.

After PP elections were the Congressional elections. We got three members elected. For the last three months we've been getting one more member into Congress every month. This month we got Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard, Cody Caine, and me, kooguy into Congress. The party wants to thank the USMJ and USWP for agreeing to run us, and to put us into states where we could be competitive. Hopefully soon enough we will be able to run under our own party.
Revodka
Don't forget about the Revodka! If you're a party member you can get it for free whenever you want. If he ever gets on you will be served by kukai ninjah soma, but in the meantime you'll be served by a member who's sitting at the bar. It's the finest drink you'll ever have 😃.