REVEALED - Why the USA is REALLY attacking
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by Hell The Great
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They are allowing us to improve our retention, through the use of Quality 2 hospitals: the real reason poland and spain got a babyboom.
Poland didn't use real life hatred to boom. So its lucky the USA are unpopular in the Unite- OH WAI-
Spain didn't boom because of being occupied by a rival country in real li- OH WAI-
Quite simply: how did you think this would end? I am quite confident you have little, if any chance of getting a london border, nevermind actually paying over 1,000 gold, just to lose again - even when all of phoenix is fighting in Brazil, you still cannot come close.
This guy could teach you a thing or two
Thank you, USA: firstly, for ensuring our retention improves through the use of quality 2 hospitals: world famous for their ability to increase player retention. Also, thank you for:
- The free wars
- The daily laughs, when you mess up
- The free wars
- Activating pretty much all of our MPPs - our wonderful allies are so anxious to meet you!
- The free wars
- Letting Canada believe they could actually achieve something
- The free wars
- The stimulus to work tirelessly for a babyboom
- The free wars
- The untold wisdom for player retention.
I'd also like to point out: you haven't actually won a battle yet: all you have done is cut off any chance canada have of getting through, on not 1, but 2 occaisions. Oh, and thanks for stopping all active wars in romania. It seems to me, Romania is a victim of your continued miscalculations. Are they no longer a part of your thinking?
EDEN may be an alliance with a common goal, but it seems to me Romania is no longer part of that common cause.
Get used to your new flag
I for one welcome our gift to you: we will return your kindness. If you have no regions, you have no need to argue about hospitals anymore. Again, we show why it really is best that you remain a colony; quite simply, you're unfit to govern yourself any longer.
Lots of love,
A redcoat standing by
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MOAR Q2 HOSPITALS!
Oh god American humour entering British minds please spare us the "fail"
MORE Q2 HOSPITALS!!!!
Romania gets the raw end of the deal - hey, what's new here 😃 For all Americas promises about destroying the eUK they're doing a horrible job so far
You repeated free wars in your list. Don't know if you noticed.
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<3 JamesW
dude your halarius
and its all true
So true 😃
😃D Amazing article
o/ Junior lives
ha
Damn striaght 😃
loled
A redcoat standing by
Return the colonies
Hey! You can make fun of our fatties! You can make fun of our former presidents! But you do NOT make fun of Interstate 40! THAT'S THE LINE, BUDDY! >:I
LOL!
Once again, thank you for the free wars.
owned hard in France
now you will lose your country 🙂
Bye-Bye UK. I hope your bags are packed!
UK is next, just look at france, oh wait there gone! haha
loled and boated.
MOAR Q2 HOSPITALS FOR GREATER CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA
USA can never win! UK has eEstonia on its side!
"USA can never win! UK has eEstonia on its side!"
😃
At least our allies can be counted on.
Stand ready to kill redcoats
soon, fat american ball, cannot into britain, cannot into moon, cannot into space, cannot lose weight.. +polandball +spaniards(remainds my a joke about students in train going to belfast, in the en😛 A few minutes later, the Irishman throws the Spanish student out of the window.) +other eden's = Fail.
And yet you lost another region today
eUK so desperate...
voted, ready to kill yanks
Sorry but all Americans in my region of SE get burned at the stake. 😁
i know, right?
Interstate 40 is the one that pretty much destroyed Route 66 isn't it? In that case it definately needs to be ridiculed.
(If this is wrong, my apologies, my knowledge of the history of motorway networks on other continents is not exactly encyclopaedic.)
Nice try, enjoy being wiped off the map!
"I am quite confident you have little, if any chance of getting a london border"
I see.
Oh how cute!
Um we already have a border with London.
i am sure we will get the US territories but much more than that
i reckon our government will learn and we will have a better defense in the future
It's ok eUK. Just do what you always do when your nation is about to be conquered and call the Amer........oh ya. Never mind.
Evilbino. Getting history wrong since 1776.
Also. Mixing eRep with real life.
Fool on you.
Go Blandman
Love the article as well 😛
THE FREE WARS!
y'know, despite all the talk of UK retention - if you keep handing over Scotland you're gonna turn out a lot of nationalists... daresay I'd contemplate breaking away from eUK after having to leave my region twice in the last six months.
Nope, they aren't - hope yours are, however 😃
What an ironic article, considering Penix's failure in France and the South East.
What an ironic comment, considering your failure in everything. (See what I did there?)
gotta love em 🙂 q2 hahahahaha
u can't touch London *itches 🙂
Bulgaria is coming 🙂 with the baby march but nevertheless we are coming 🙂
Haha this was the best part:
"- Letting Canada believe they could actually achieve something"
😃
Exiled froggie here, standing with the eUK.