Retraction - Mayhem Logs
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Acacia Mason
Dycey Farley has called for a retraction. I give her one.
Apparently my attempt to poke some fun at some issues that have become just plain silly has set off a firestorm...what a surprise.
There are some internal issues being dealt with in TCO that have put old friends on separate sides. I have watched as people who use to be very friendly have now become worlds apart.
Then there is the CAF LSR call for inquiry. What started as a simple request quickly denigrated into stupidity by both sides.
Then there is Saltydog mocking everyone and everything with his Kangaroo Court and his constant calls for me to release Mayhem logs that don’t exist. Then he calls for a Congressional inquiry just so he can go toe to toe with me on my call for a CAF inquiry.
So in comes Mr. Keers with his release of Mayhem logs that have already been viewed by Congress several times over...Logs I released to Wes Lewis a way back when. So what happens? Once again, Saltydog...always trying to stir up a scandal, suggests there are more logs and asks what other Mayhem logs I am hiding.
So what do I do? I could write a long windbag article or I could do what I did...gather a few people (Wes Lewis, AngryMobMan, Powerown, Fox Blutch, Francois Pignon, and Aeriala) and invite them into the #secretz chat room for fun. So Wes and I think...hey, instead of getting all uppety about all the madness in eCan, why not just poke fun at ourselves, the CAF, TCO, COG and Saltydog by creating a fictional log and share it Keers style in the media. We hit on all the big scandal items and wrapped it all up in a mock transparency just for Saltydog! Heck, we even suggested he was involved just to poke even more fun.
It was far more enjoyable to laugh about the whole thing and the stupidity of it all, then to cry about it. I figured it would make for a funny read and those who were once at odds would see how silly the whole thing has become and perhaps take a step back and try to work together.
However, it seems that in eCanada, serious business is serious and there is no room for poking fun at yourself and others when the issue at hand is just so damn silly. Its a game...its taken me a while to figure that out and just stop worrying about it.
I guess my attempt to make the people laugh when it seemed some comedy was needed, was a bad call. For that I sincerely apologize to Dycey. I have held her in the highest regard for a long long time. I know in her heart of hearts that she knows that I was only trying to make her laugh and put the issues in TCO in perspective. I have nothing but love for Dycey and my decision to make up a mock log was solely to try and make her laugh at something that had become far too serious.
Hopefully one day we all reach a point where we can laugh at ourselves and the silly things we take seriously. I know I have been guilty of being far too serious many, many, many times. Its taken me a long time to reach the point where I can laugh at my own stupidity in this game (anyone remember the “The game made me a monster series”?) but at least I can say I am there...hopefully some of you will join me before this place goes to far beyond being, “Just a game”
Yours In National Unity,
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It is sad Acacia, we all need less "Steve" in our lives I believe...
Couldn't have said it better myself. Well said sir.
It was fun. 😁
#secretz is now a channel for lame and screwed-up projects that will never happen.
I broke the dam.
Why do you call for "a day when we can all laugh at ourselves" while simultaneously sending me PM's asking me to stop poking fun at you because "there's a human on the other side of the screen"?
If you can't take the heat Acacia, get out of the eKitchen.
Pick a side man. Everyone knows I'm down to make fun and be made fun of, but what about you?
Fox I thought that was the Congress Channel
Trololol
Saltydog...poking fun is one thing...repeatedly verbally assaulting is another matter...know the line, but don't cross it. You cross it repeatedly and never with any remorse.
There is a difference...learn it.
How about talking about the real problems instead of distracting us with 'fun'.
It might lead to eCanada being a team.
Really?
Being called a "joke" and a "played out caricature" is crossing the line for you Acacia? You are a joke, and you are a played-out caricature of your former self.
Get a sense of humour; you're far too sensitive for this game
OR
You just play the moral card when it suits you
I think we shouldn't go all to pieces when someone makes a quick crack, but I agree what you do saltydog is annoying for everyone, and doesn't make you look like the cool kid you think...
"why not just poke fun at ourselves, the CAF, TCO, COG and Saltydog"
Salty runs with some serious contenders. I always thought "saltydog and his kangaroo court" were sideline amusements, not veritable eCanadian institutions.
My dad always told me that I should never run around when near an unruly dog: "Quiet and slow is the way to go"
--I think the smell of drama is what gets salty worked up
LOL Acacia and Wes LOL - you are making me laugh - possibly not when you intend it, though
Thats for the update hb now crawl back in the shell my man!
You mean you tried to have fun and played a prank/joke and people overreacted?
Gawsh, that sounds familiar.
Time for you to get back in the game Spence.
I hear ya Spencer...its taken me a long time to get to the point where I just don't care anymore 😃
I do miss your lulz articles though...you need to get back to work
See Wes, you did it again - I am kind of shy and unassuming, but you bring out the best in me and occasionally draw me out of my shell
I have to agree with Only Atoms' comment. Let's stop "making fun" of each other and start dealing with the issues. Come together as a team and support each other when we come up with new ideas and new ways to make the community stronger.
Again, I'll reiterate, the difference between making fun of yourself and making fun of someone else is simple. If the person you are mocking isn't in on the joke, you're making fun of THEM, not YOURSELF. The problem with joke articles is that all we get to see is words and those who are the butt of the jokes don't always see humour. I want to add a different spin to the notion of "a real person on the other side". Keep in mind that real people frequently misread and misinterpret writing and that if you aren't clear with what you're writing, it is almost guaranteed that your intent will be mistaken. I think this is realistically what happened here and this is something that all of us could stand to learn from.
Maybe next time you want to poke fun at someone, you'll try the Crimson Canucks? I get the idea of making ourselves the butt of jokes and have done it myself. The idea behind an "in" joke, however is that people need to be "in" on it, ya know?
Thanks for writing this, Acacia. I do appreciate you taking the time to do it.
Now can we PLEASE focus on kicking Phoenix's butts?
😁 correct
Whoa, whoa, guys, this thread has become pretty hostile. Listen now's not the time to be at each others necks. We got a country to fully occupy and for a noob like me that’s still big business.
You've all got a lot of history, some good , some bad but we all gotta get along at least for the next couple of days and kick some toothless Brit ass!
It's fine to discuss but a discussion is an exchange of knowledge and an argument is an exchange of ignorance. Besides we all know Acacia is a wishy washy sap, Salty is a brash know it all and Wes is Acacias finger puppet.
Now all of you, shut the F up and hit the red fight button at the top left of your home page!
i think both sides on this issue are frigging morons... we're attacking london people. LONDON
shut yo face saltydog
Acacia i love you
Also, get back in that eKitchen and make me a sammich
There was joke about french people and the UN. I laugh anyway.
The article of Wes was a funny answer to this one: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/shhhhhhhhhhhhhh-it-s-a-secret--1586955/1/20 That is why I laugh.
Maybe, Dicey didn't have read it, that is why she didn't laugh?
role play is srs bsns
Maher makes a good point. Had there been a clearer connection to the rather ridiculously out-of-date 'shhhhhhhhhhhhecretz' article, people may have latched onto the spoofy nature of what Wes wrote. Putting the two side-by-side is funny, at least to me.
Still, from an outsider's perspective, it's not me to say what is or is not offensive to those being lampooned. The article itself may have been executed in a better way satirically, but I think old tensions/reputations are the main reasons why the article was poorly received.
Max, I hadn't seen that article, but I subbed the paper so I'll see what's published there in future. Thank you.
I have to agree with everything everyone has said.
Are we still on this issue, there is a reason we are so screwed up, and that reason is me, but that is because you all latch on to everything ever said, learn your lesson that is why I am here...
Jesus Christ your all so annoying
I have to agree with crisfire who agrees with everything that everyone has said
"Once again, Saltydog...always trying to stir up a scandal, suggests there are more logs and asks what other Mayhem logs I am hiding."
The article is great, except for this^
You did the same thing by bringing up the LSR, again, long after it has occured!