Resources, India, WAR!!
Day 2,451, 10:17
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by Thedillpickl
I ♥ Joe Walsh.
Hi kids!
I have a couple of things to discuss with you this morning.
We will be moving our capital home soon one way or the other. For those unaware, when UK recently went rooting through they knocked the capital to Rajasthan (India). This cut our production bonus in half. I have been urging patience as it was expensive to AS India and create a colony there. We have been trying to come to some arrangement to stay in India. Recently, with LETO's knowledge and with Peru's permission we NE'ed India and were going to take the neighboring region (Northern India) from them and give back Rajasthan. This would have moved our capitol home and solved the problem.
What did happened was that Peru, having already NE'd India, auto attacked N. India region. That would have been fine if they had backed off and lost the battle, stopping their NE and allowing ours to take effect. Being fully aware of the situation and knowing that their ally was loosing precious resources Peru decided to take the region, thus canceling our NE against India and spoiling our plans.
I'm underwhelmed at the love Peru has show Canada.
Complete The Mission
The current missions require True Patriot medal or X damage for your country. Problem would be there are presently no wars that Canada is involved in. Also people have been bitchin' that they want more WAR! To appease my darlings I have only one thing to say...
Qu'ils mangent de la brioche!
Let them eat cake!
Canada NE's the US.
The US NE's Canada.
Ireland NE's Canada.
To Friends And Allies
Be aware these are TW's. Any regions that change hands will be returned at the end of the current missions (next Monday at reset) when hostilities will cease. Please do enjoy yourself if you have no other pressing engagement but do not expend any extrodinary means to defend us. This is for amusement purposes only.
I calculate that Canada has a 93.7% chance of wiping the US and that there is a 99.98% chance that Ireland will show up drunk. (Disclaimer: These are only estimates which are not based on any scientific facts at all. I totally made the numbers up. Still the idea that Ireland will be drinking heavily is quite likely.)
That is all.
Carry on,
dill
Word For Today
n. dihydrogen monoxide [scientific abv. DHMO] A dangerous chemical that left unchecked has been causing death and distruction throughout the world.
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my vote, have fun 🙂
o7
nice
H2O
I'd like some H20 too please
Hiccup!
o7
The DHMO thing is old, bro'
I prefer classic.
I love the smell of dihydrogen monoxide in the morning!
voted
~hyuu~
"I calculate that Canada has a 93.7% chance of wiping the US and that there is a 99.98% chance that Ireland will show up drunk."
One of these statements is certainly true, and considering Ireland's world-renowned sobriety, I have to say, I'm somewhat concerned.
lolololololol
Feel lucky this is only a TW for the Americans, else you'd be enjoying the benefits of good governance under His Grace DMJohnston
You still have no idea, do you 😛
Bruce, please put down the shovel.
You've dug a deep enough hole for yourself.
😒hakes hea😛
It's been done. It's old. And it gets boring. We can wipe them easily. There is no purpose to it as they are feisty and more than willing to take out mortgages on their homes in order to RW a region. Just enjoy the training war and leave it at that. There's no point in firing up the rhetoric over a training war. Besides they showed they have guts the last time we went to war. We are better served helping our allies than obsessing over wiping Kanada. Although I do enjoy a nice wiped Kanada.
Let the ménage à trois begin!
Broke mouse, clicking vote too hard.
Ireland is getting awfully foxy.
First, we have the 69th CP elected with 69 votes and now a threesome 😮
What's next?
To training WAR it is!
Then Portugal NE's Ireland. Repeat of the last war pfft
No, Portugal and Spain are having their own TW.
Surprised Spain would agree.
o7 bro
C'mon, Dill. If you're going to do some scaremongering, you need the Fox News facts about DHMO:
- It's known as the "universal solvent," and is found in everything from cosmetics tested on animals to the food in your childrens' schools.
- DHMO is fatal if inhaled.
- It is one of the most widely-used industrial chemicals on the planet, used in everything from oil refineries to open-pit mines
- Scientists are finding vast quantities of DHMO in the nation's lakes, rivers and underground aquifiers.
- Global warming is releasing significant amounts of DHMO from glacial ice, which is seeping into the oceans at an alarming rate.
- Terrorist organizations use DHMO to torture political prisoners
It can even be found in your own home!
Lock your doors and weld your faucets shut!!!
I just released some DHMO, tainted with trace elements, from my urinary tract.
yay! war!
Now those are some mighty fine calculations! Voted and here's to a good term Canada o7
Who cares. This information if the equivalent of burning dinner then serving it cold. Even if I'm still hungry I'm not interested in eating garbage.
Now the RW in Rajasthanpinderstan is really going to turn into a shit pie.
If you're a little less cryptic I could possibly reply. I assume you're talking about Peru blocking our NE of India and thus preventing us from moving the capital.
*popcorn* this should be fun
Let's see what interesting things we have ~
I for one will be clicking that button with a pint in the other hand, trying hard not to spill any on the keyboard. Let the fun commence.
o7
Hello Mr. Pickl 😃
you haven't seen what Aussie's can do, the Irish are lightweight compared to us
I like it when there is a word of the day 😛 o7