Just one problem: many of you no longer know me. Either you've forgotten about me or you're new and have never seen me around. So this is just me saying hi and that I'm hoping to get back into things. My beliefs stated in my few previous articles still stand true today. I hope to fight for the welfare of the American people. With this in mind, I will be looking to make a Congressional run sometime in the near future.
But until I can fully get back into things, I will keep you occupied with a joke.
Q: Why are jalapeños so annoying?
A: 'Cuz they're jalapeño business.
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