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REGARDING TODAY'S ELECTION - (DAY 2146)

Day 2,146, 00:42 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Keven Traide

I've finally gotten around to writing an article! Whoopeee!

So, we have four candidates up for election. Dr. Maximus Decimus Manhattanus (heh, anus), Addy Lawrence (who all the smart people in the nation of eCanada seem to despise for no good raisins?), Internet Republik (who seems like a pretty cool dude but I've never seen him/her/it/them before) and CdnBacon (who makes me hungry and sad because John Candy is still dead and not a zombie).

My question to the four of you is this:

Which of you are NOT IBB's lackeys? I have a feeling Bacon isn't, and I'm pretty sure Addy is, but Manhattan appears to be running strictly for teh lulz, which I respect in a man (Hattan. hehhehheh... anyways.) That's the way we used to run things, you know, back in the forgotten times of yore when I played ye olde eRepublik for a week or so before running out of gold, CAD and energy/food. Internet Republik, what about yourself?

Anyways, if you guys could let me know who is working for that evil power-grabby guy, that'd be nice, thanks. If I don't hear who is or is not a lackey, I'm rolling a 1d4 to randomly determine who I should vote for, and then I'm going to probably vote Dr. Manhattan Clam Chowder.

Thanks everyone!
-Keven

Comments

Keven Traide Day 2,146, 00:43

Thanks for reading/voting/commenting, and so forth!
o7
...actually I like o> more. It looks... cleaner.

Marshal858 Day 2,146, 05:08

Can't trust that Dr. Man guy, Dr Manhattan is really just a big old blob of Blue Blood, now where do you suppose that could have come from, maybe if we found someone that bleeds blue we could make a connection

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,146, 14:37

He's got a Ph.D in Atomic Physics, if you can't trust that what CAN you trust?

Also, he's not a blob, he is an atomically fully reconstructed being. In other words, SCIENCE RULES.

But yeah, I can't believe you guys don't trust me 🙁

Keven Traide Day 2,147, 05:18

I didn't vote for Dr Manhattan because of his big blue wang; I am suspicious, ever since my girlfriend's special places started glowing in the dark.

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,147, 15:40

Understandable to say the least

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,147, 15:40

But now you shouldn't have a problem getting it in at night! 😃

Sal T. Balls Day 2,146, 08:32

Let me tell you a story. A tale of sorrow, passion and caring.

When I was living under a bridge fueled only by rage and hatred, Dr. Manhattan took me to his house and fed me. In there I saw more than a house, I saw a home.
He gave shelter to several street urchins who, until that time, had no future, no plans, no real prospects.

He gave them a purpose. He taught them how to fend themselves. He could teach them music, arts, applied mathematics or quantum chromodynamics, but he never believed those lessons would take them far, so he taught them real world lessons: how to steal, to unlock cars, smuggling dope and properly dispose of any victims.
In the end, I saw his dollar-shaped eyes as he carefully folded their blankets. I was moved beyond words, only capable of expressing tears.

With that kind of experience there was only one path for them to take, one purpose for them to fulfill.

Now they're stinky, smelly politicians living the high life.

He's not just a man you can vote.
He's a man you can believe in.
I'm not even sure he is a man.

Sal T. Balls Day 2,146, 08:34

Damn it *sob*

Sal T. Balls Day 2,146, 08:34

Another vote for Dr Manhattan is another urchin clothed and fed

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,146, 14:31

and mugging strangers and knife point...GO BACK TO MARS "DR" MANHATTAN

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,146, 14:31

at*

Sal T. Balls Day 2,146, 14:40

No need to get rough Don

Wilfie Day 2,146, 10:44

Dr. Manhattanus

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Keven Traide Day 2,147, 05:15

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Ardikus V2 Day 2,146, 11:02

I love when people vote for Internet Republik when he came back for a day to run as PP of the United Party and then for one more to run for president just to troll people.

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,146, 14:29

Wow, Addy is my Lackey?

Man, I'm even more powerful than I realized 😮

Addy, welcome aboard! 😃

Internet Republik is mine, CdnBacon is mine, Dr.Manhattan is mine...You are mine...One of us...One of us...

Marshal858 Day 2,146, 16:15

LOL, if Addy is you lakey, does that mean that the Student has now become the master! Now if people Accused Rylde of being your lakey we would REALLY have a twisted mess on our hands

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,146, 16:27

One of us... One of us...