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Rebuttals and propaganda for an everlasting elite.

Day 1,824, 16:15 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Alphabethis

eUK has recently experienced the highest peak in elite nervousness
since its inception.

There's so much political tension in the air, you could properly
supply a couple of light bulbs out of electrostatic tension.

Given the merciful and gentle nature of mine, I'm prone to relieve the
unsufferable burden of such elite sufferings.

"How?" woud you ask? Providing them with a systematic approach to
their every day bullying and nonsense babbling.

With this small, but useful guide, the average elite troll will be
able to perform his daily work much easier.

We'll start setting the axioms for a propaganda and rebuttal system,
the fundamentals.

First, a simple enumeration, then an explanation of every point,
rebuttals fundamentals:

1- The opposition,"the others", is bad.

2- They don't know, about the game, about the history, about game
mechanics,... They don't have experience.

3- They don't do anything but moaning, vacuum criticism,...

4- We, the elite, must hit and hide.

5- Break their nerves

6- Keep calm but insult.

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1- The opposition is bad.

Yes, they are essentially bad, and BECAUSE OF THAT, they are deprived
of ANY right or mercy. They can be insulted, derided, mocked,
banned,... When did some guys become bad ? and Why? It doesn't MATTER, a year or a decade, much less the reasons of it. They're essentially bad and that cannot, should not, be discussed at all.


2- They don't know, about the game, about the history, about game
mechanics,... They don't have experience.

Most of them are incorrigible unexperienced and dumb people. They
deserve an utter scorn, since they didn't choose to join the SLOTS and
works the elite had ready for them. It's important to notice, how such
ignorant people don't know anything about eSerbia or eFYROM history of
march 2009, thus, they're blantantly incapable of getting any serious
position, ever, since the key point of eRepublik is foreign affairs.

3- They don't do anything but moaning, vacuum criticism,...

Any suggestion, idea, criticism coming from opposition must be trolled
till death. They must be repeated over and over again that all of their
ramblings is pure moaning, whining and childish behaviour, NO MATTER
what they say OR DO. Any proposal or suggestion, or new party or new
MU, everything must be silently ignored.

4- We, the elite, must hit and hide.

We, as elite, have the sacred right to insult, blame, libel anybody
anytime everywhere, specially in offsite forums or IRC, and then we
just hide to our estates and laugh at them and their inability to harm
us at all.

It's important to show this power often, and to troll whenever and
whoever seems not servile enough.

Another important tool is "faithful newcomers", whether it's the
typical old player that creates an account for a couple of harsh
comments and three disgusting articles, whether it's the brand new
player contacted with "sensible information" that should be known, in
both cases, it's nice to create such new attackers to opposition, to
give a false impression that opposition is just attacking the entire
eUK, not the rotten elite, and that opposition deserves all hate from
all people.

5- Break their nerves

It's important to make opposition look like radicals, and the best and
straight way is to break their nerves and force an scalation in
accusations and insults, how ? Direct and raw personal
attacks, build false stories about them, use flawed or no reasonings
at all, ignore their questions,... Anything that can be used to
disrupt a normal dialog or discussion suits here.

6- Keep calm but insult.

Remember always that we , the elite, have the right to insult, by
the grace of God, and thus we should insult in a calmed way with our
accostumed superiority. Remember too, that insult is not only our privilege
but our duty, it's us who are in the top of the eSociety and we cannot
alter but defend that status quo, if they're insulted it's because
they must learn they're at the bottom.

With these 6 principles, I expect you'll have a nice elite propaganda
and an on-going mastery on eUK.

 

Comments

Bohemond4
Bohemond4 Day 1,824, 16:47

I find this attack against myself by insinuating I am a multi sad. I would say I was disgusted and insulted, but, to be frank, I have come to expect it.

Want to know the truth? Come and chat with us.

Kevy Kev Kev Junior shabado
Kevy Kev Kev Junior shabado Day 1,824, 16:49

Don't worry, be happy!

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 1,824, 17:20

'Want to know the truth?'

You can't handle the truth...

You may call me V
You may call me V Day 1,824, 17:20

@Bohemond4 , I have just read this three times and I can't see your name mention once on here, and why do you think the writer is talking about you ? you should calm down and stop being paranoid.

Bohemond4
Bohemond4 Day 1,824, 17:41

The tool of the faithful newcomer. I apparently 'fit the bill' and when I have been constantly accused of being a multi, ergo, whoever it is for the last month forgive me if I assume that this is a slur or subtle attack on myself. I am not angry, either. Anger is foolish and pointless, it achieves nothing in this debate. Neither am I paranoid.

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 1,825, 23:57

I had a paranoid once...terrible camera

Alphabethis
Alphabethis Day 1,825, 00:46

bohemond, I was talking about Astora or Samuel Weekes, those FIT, you are not aggresive at all.

You may call me V
You may call me V Day 1,825, 02:09

I know the two you was taking about Alphabethis , seems weird that someone would think that this a attack on them , why be so paranoid ? Bohemond4..... something to hide ? after 2 days you get congress then after a month you get PP leader ,after everyone calls TUP Elite party ..do you think people are stupid ?
LOL

Will you be online today in IRC ?

Malkaiser
Malkaiser Day 1,825, 02:41

This guide seems scarily accurate to what goes on sometimes, especially #5 which was targeted at me alot.

5- Break their nerves
Anything that can be used to disrupt a normal dialog or discussion suits here.

Thedark ace
Thedark ace Day 1,825, 02:50

"3- They don't do anything but moaning, vacuum criticism,...

Any suggestion, idea, criticism coming from opposition must be trolled
till death. Any proposal or suggestion, or new party or new
MU, everything must be silently ignored."

I think you'll find, that if anyone from "the opposition" comes up with anything half reasonable, it is considered, ie. Justification for MoD orders. But like I said, half reasonable, so nothing you've ever put forward.

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 1,825, 05:29

Cherry Blossom poisoning Darkace...cherry blossom poisoning

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 1,825, 05:38

'anyone from "the opposition" comes up with anything half reasonable, it is considered, ie. Justification for MoD orders'

I came up with that idea, when I was like 1-2 months old, I suggested it in a ill-fated meeting with myself, Eno Live and representatives of the government at the time. A way to publicly justify the reasons for CoTD's and also inform the populace of why we are fighting where we are.

Shame it took over half a year to be seen as a 'half reasonable' suggestion.

TTXXX
TTXXX Day 1,825, 07:28

voted

Thedark ace
Thedark ace Day 1,825, 07:51

Wayne, I only heard the idea about a week before it was implemented, so clearly you need to get your ideas to a wider audience.

Horice G Fossil
Horice G Fossil Day 1,825, 09:16

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

Horice q:

Alphabethis
Alphabethis Day 1,825, 10:28

horice , LOL, hahaha, but as Hugh says, Paranoid printers and scanners are not very good.

Ironfists
Ironfists Day 1,825, 11:54

Mr Woldy
Mr Woldy Day 1,826, 08:15

me likey

Danie Fox
Danie Fox Day 1,826, 09:44

Have you read your comments on Iain's articles? They are full of the stuff you are complaining about here. Sensible ideas are taken up and used by the "elite", but not the "opposition" - there was strong backing from every party (a majority of each party's congressmen voted, and only 1 of the 10 votes from NE and UKPP were against) on having a citizenship committee, but one "opposition" PP refuses to listen to congress.

Alphabethis
Alphabethis Day 1,826, 10:59

danie, everyone judge himself. Elite has the power to ignore, to condem people to oblivion, I guess they have far, far more multis, I don't have idea who is the owner of the multis that mock Dan. And I, for example, don't play the game of insult and hide, I don't hide. Do I ?

Alphabethis
Alphabethis Day 1,826, 11:01

the government , Kravenn, Talon is bad because they hate french (and that's not diplomacy) or for "objective reasons", but, why am I bad ? because I criticize ? because I am wrong sometimes, maybe ? I do admit some good about Keers, Talonn, even Kravenn ( he's great at counterinformation war), but .. do they grant any goodness to opposition ( not me only ) ? Think and judge.

Sven Goran Duran-Duran
Sven Goran Duran-Duran Day 1,826, 11:33

voted

 
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