Realization: A Request of All eAmericans
Mr. Booboo Kittybottoms
I began this game almost one month ago today, at a time when this beautiful ecountry of ours was just beginning to feel the marching footsteps by a new onslaught of foreign invaders. It was nothing new; war had been ravaging these lands for quite some time now, so why should it have become too much of a concern now? We are a strong nation. We always have been, and we always will be.
Unfortunately I joined just late enough to miss our full scale invasion of Spain. What a glorious moment that must have been for so many eAmericans. Not so much for the eSpaniards of course, but that was their fault for choosing an enemy such as the eUSA. They wanted revenge, and they began to unleash for it when they took Virginia. We held our ground though, laughing at their attempts while reveling on that power high that only conquering can bring forth. After they pushed hard and had only taken a couple more states, we had crushed their spirits away. More enemies were coming for the prize of the great eAmerican soil though: The eSerbians and the ePoles (ePulls? ePools? ePewls? I don’t really care.)
At first it was a simple invasion that was more of an annoyance than a threat – a fly in the room rather than a bear. Maryland and New Jersey were the first to fall. With each day more battles raged. Some orders were given in the interest of defending our soil, while others invested troops and supplies into making sure we would still have allies who could eventually help us. Territorial power switched constantly, but it never seemed to be a big deal. I looked at each loss, which I suspect many others did too, as just that – one loss. Constantly I was thinking to myself, “There are plenty more where that one came from.” This form of thinking must stop now!
eUSA - day 1457 (Am I the only one who thinks that neon pink and orange clash terribly with that indigo?)
The idea for this article has been brewing in my head for some time now, but it seems the time for action is drawing closer and closer. If nothing is done, that time for action will disappear. There are only thirteen territories left in our country. Thirteen. A mere fraction of what we should be, but it doesn’t have to be this way forever.
I encourage and challenge all players, new or old, to help bring a halt to this funeral processional for our freedom. Take action over our fate; be more active in your daily eRepublik life. True, it is easier to just log on, click to work and train, fight a couple times, then log off; but it is nowhere near the fulfilling experience that is being offered to you.
Get involved in a Political Party (I hear those Federalists are a real fun group of people 😉
) to help make sure that the best leaders are chosen to guide us to victory. Join a Military Unit (Easy Company is always looking for recruits to train and assist!) to make sure that your fights are doing the most beneficial damage, and get some rewards for it too! All I ask is that you take a couple extra minutes of your day to help truly make the eUSA the superpower that it is capable of being. This country is only as good as the players who support it. Give it your all so that we can get out of this mess we are in now, and put ourselves back on top.
Sure, I have seen talk about how eAmerica has been conquered and redeemed before. Some may even say that we just let our invaders finish their business, then strike back when the time seems “better”. To this I ask one question: Why build a plan revolving around failure? I’m not sure about you, but I certainly don’t want to live in the United States of Serpoliand!
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Voted.
v+s
Nothing new, they invade us, wipe us, we rebel, we take back regions, we invade them, repeat
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VOTED AND SUBSCRIBED
well, It would be dull if not for those crazy Serbs
Ursa Fi! o7
Nothing new, they invade us, wipe us, we rebel, we take back regions, we invade them, repeat. x2
Good job reporting this, we never would have figured it out!
OK, everybody get off me, I was just teasing. Actually, I enjoy your writing style. You will do well in media. Just don't listen to that Gnilraps guy, he's full of shiz. (Alright already, can't anybody take a joke around here anymore? Sheesh!)
Oh yeah,
This article is slightly over dramatic, but a good article none the less, and a rousing speech at the end, good job.
Nothing new, they invade us, wipe us, we rebel, we take back regions, we invade them, repeat x3
And in the process admins make lots of money.
I understand the whole concept of the nothing new stuff here, but that isn't the whole point of the article. A little summary of events for anyone who isn't so informed is there, and a "call to arms" about it, but that is not entirely to encourage the war effort. It is simply a challenge to try to get people more active in different mechanics of the game. Being active in parties and military units really adds to the game-play, and I feel like if more Americans are encouraged to do that, then we can hold better retention rates from those players. With more active players, we can only grow as a nation.
^yep
Maybe this is the end? eHistory might repeat but it might CHANGE too! Only the admin has the power to resist if they plan to wipe then resist our resists forever. (wish i wuz tri-lingual)
Voted and Sub
Voted and Sub
Ok. So the MOST IMPORTANT POINT here is that this current invasion is a clarion call to ACTIVITY which is Mr. KittenTuckus' main point.
Kudos on your FIRST NEWSPAPER ARTICLE.
More please.
Voted and Subscribed ("thank you" cheaters for making me have to fill in a captcha for this now).
I do not often vote and sub a brand new paper, but this one shows promise.
Nothing new, they invade us, wipe us, we rebel, we take back regions, we invade them, repeat. x4
(Looks at Russia and Poland)
Sometimes, the ones who invade us become our friends, and the ones who help us out become the ones to wipe us out later on, but meh.
Good paper, v&s BTW
"Get involved in a Political Party (I hear those Federalists are a real fun group of people ) to help make sure that the best leaders are chosen to guide us to victory."
Federalists are led by PP Gnilraps who had clearly and obviously lied to the eAmerican public about the recent tax hikes - when being Vice President of the country. Want to blame someone for the current invasion? Blame the impotent political establishment and their deluded theories of dividing the population to class A and class B citizens!
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good writing
if George Armstrong Custer says you have potential then you must be great !
v&s
Lol SHM, always good for a laugh.
Good work Kittybottoms, how cool to see such a young player in the top 5.
United States of Serpoliand :😁
Well congratz! You are an undeniable eRep success.
> Newspaper's fist issue.
> This is my 3rd comment.
(I never post more than two unless something is going on.)
> Custer like's it and he is very discriminating.
> PTH trolled you with a link to his paper.
> Stranger trolled you to take a poke at Gnilraps.
> Alpha Zette & Gillighan McGill both posted.
(They hardly ever post unless they are upset.)
> You have more votes than subs.
Good Job
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Voted for top hats and monocles.
Oh Mr Booboo Kittybottoms I agree with you. Except the game is very obviously rigged against eUS. That's a problem on the admin level
Good shit in here. Keep writing.
Good article.
Sense you dont know much of the political corruption or the caste system that at times is unbreakable I wont hold it against you.
Keep writing decent articles and you'll go far.
voted just so i could say booboo kittybottoms. Nice job!
13 colonies FTW!
Not bad, voted.
"voted just so i could say booboo kittybottoms. Nice job!" x2
And this is old news, Mr. Booboo's New News!
Inciting a sense of epatriotism and uplifting spirits is never old!
@Relorian - drop "at times" and we'll be on the same page...
Interesting style of writing. Voted and subbed.
Interesting style indeed, it's only a game.
The Federalists are really active, very.
WE ARE SERBS,You will be assimilated!
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
I'm a Norwegian citizen, and even I support this. Kick those conquistadors off your land!
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Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't understand what all the praise is for. GREAT JOB ON WRITING AN ARTICLE! It's almost as if people here are so desperate for people to get involved in such simple ways that they'll praise an article that says nothing more than "We're being invaded. Join my party."
because it's something not everyone can do...and part of this game is community, lets support each other. There's no need to belittle people who are trying to make the game more enjoyable.