Rath - or is that Wrath? Lessons in Spelling and Grammar.
GLHalJordan
Greetings my fellow eAmericans!
What an exciting time to be alive! Things happening all over the place. A call for an impeachment of President Oblige. A fairly good economy, which could remain so except for the "special deals" being tossed out every now and then that drop prices a little bit. The weather is turning. AND it's congressional election time again! Can you smell it in the air? I sure can!
It's voting time again. Blockers are being put into place. Candidates have been publishing and wooing - trying to get your vote. Things are gearing up. Some don't care. Some are excited. Some...well... "Let me explain. No, it's too much. Let me sum up." (Name the movie in the comments)
I just got back home from The Hunger Games. Good movie, by the way. I just started on the first book. I recommend the movie; and so far, recommend the book. When I got back I found a message telling me I was needed as a blocker for the INCI party. I followed my instructions and got set up. Within 2 minutes of being set up - yes...TWO MINUTES - the following conversation takes place:
All the questions I would have asked about what exactly a blocker does were answered right there.
I should explain something else. I am pretty new. Maybe not still a "n00b", but I still have a lot to learn. When I was about 3 or 4 eDays old, I was going over the welcome message from President Oblige again. Saw a link for a food program and followed it. When my food arrived, a message came with it. A warning about one Pizza the Hut or General Cartman Lee - and a few other aliases were listed. I had read a little about him in the forums in my quest for knowledge at the beginning of the game. But the distributor of a food program warning new players about a certain player - well, I found that interesting.
But I digress.
The point of all this? Well, the point of this little story and sidetrack is VOTE SMART! Contact your party leaders to receive voting instructions to help keep eAmerica strong.
GRATUITOUS GIRL PICTURE
Until next time, Keep the Light Shining!
Editors Note: My paper has now seen 5 issues. Thanks to all who read, subscribe and comment. Each of my "Gratuitous Girl Pictures" has been a character from the comics, or a depiction of one. Send me an ingame message with who all 5 are supposed to be. Those who have all 5 correct will be entered into a random drawing for $250 USD. Not much, I know, but better than a stick in the eye!
Vote and Subscribe because I have now incurred the wrath, or rath, of General Cartman Lee!!
Comments
You, sir, are no Green Lantern!
This is awesome, and you should feel awesome.
P / H since v1
Voted for boobs....
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
You sir are no Mandy Patinkin...
Voted..nice
Dear citizens (Peoples USA) of the world nastiest nation and ex-colony of us(Spaina). We are your saviors. Surrender now like frenchmen and we spare your pointless lives and bring a joyfull future to your shits country.
^This guy on drugs or what lol
Great article 😃
It's War Propaganda. How cute...... He's been posting that in every publication. Very ambitious.
Great article as always Hal..P/H
@Sombra11x We have seriously considered your offer to surrender and here is our official statement "NUTS!"
o7 Wonderful Article 😉
Saucesome!
Votado
"Foolish N00b. You will regret this" That does sound like a comic book villain threat.
That was awesome.
Missed this when it came out, but it still applies and gives the exact reason blockers are used.. Anyone saying blockers are undemocratic, well, get some more good candidates to sign up to run and there will be no need for blockers.. until then, protect the country and BLOCK AWAY
I like pictures