Random joke! (really bad)

Day 469, 11:33 Published in India India by bill2k9

from now on, every tuesday, I am going to bore you all to death with a random terrible joke!
(sorry to do this terrible thing to you, but the media is really dying these days!

a duck walks into a bar and asks the owner "do you have any bread?" the owner says no, so the duck walks out. a few minutes later the duck walks in again and says "do you have any bread?" the owner says no so he walks out. a few minutes later the duck walks back in and asks "do you have any bread?" the owner says no. the duck keeps coming in and asking the same question over and over again, until the owner says "NO! and if you ask that again, I'll nail your beak to this door!" so the duck walks in again and asks "do you have any nails?" the owner says no, so the duck then says "do you have any bread?"

if you liked my joke, please vote, if I get 7 votes, I will write more next week if you didn't, then don't say I didn't warn you!