Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma Roma-ma

Day 4,568, 17:19 • Published in USA USA • by Martin Reichert
Was this all a ruse?


Congress is stalling budget amendments, the eUS negotiating with Asteria for survival and a whole bunch of other domestic issues plaguing the eUS, is this the right time for President Bubblar to be focusing on his musical career? It has come to Pravda’s attention that President Bubblar has been spending months writing, recording and producing his 6th album under the nom de guerre Gentleman Rara. Everyone needs interests outside of their job, even if their job is essentially 24/7 such as the senior leaders of our country, but to take up so much time with an album that looks to be a middling bungle on the pop charts. We do not know who else is involved in what could be a major stain on the President’s record. How many Cabinet members were shanghaied to record mic checks like, “Uhhh,’ “It’s ya boiii,” and “DJ KHALED!” Were they paid scale or per mic check? What are the financial disclosures going to look like at the end of the term?

In the coming weeks we will see just how much damaged is cause domestically and internationally by an album that only costs the public $1.99 USD on iTunes …

- MH Reichert