QJ Lincoln Breaks Up with ETurkey
Suspended
Dear eTurkey,
I am leaving you. Sure we have some fun times, but the bad times outweighed them. I realized I was the one putting everything into this relationship. I always wrote thoughtful, logical, interesting articles, you just responded "HaHa" or "I love Ataturk" or something in your moon language. You just didn't put enough into this relationship, eTurkey.
You abused me eTurkey, you called me names, you insulted me. (Granted I wasn't that offended because it was in a language only a few million people understand opposed to an INTERNATIONAL language that billions understand).
You fought me eTurkey at every step I made towards change. You are stuck in your old ways and old ways of thinking. You are blinded by nationalism, pride, and emotion that prevents you from acting like a logical adult.
You are a bully eTurkey.
We could have done something great but you ruined it all.
Sincerely,
Lady Q.J. Lincoln
PS - to my friends in the ABK and TJU I will miss you all. Just because I am breaking up with eTurkey doesn't mean I am breaking up with you. I'll have you over to my new place for dinner once I get settled in.
PPS - I really hope Hufflepuff is the president of this place instead of ONRCHE, you can trust a man with 4 straight consonants.
Comments
It\'s not you, its eTurkey.
Clearly, it is eTurkey
I am going to miss you. You were one of our greatest resources.
I am going to miss you too 🙂
You are a great person, one of the few people that I admire here.
Huffle.
Don\'t worry gang, you are my friends, just because I have moved doesn\'t mean we still won\'t keep in touch. Who knows, I might one day move back to the neighborhood. I just needed to get away from eTurkey for a while.
Cleaning time for the eCountry 😁
Kiss You!!!
I wish you luck
Welcome to eMexico, and I hope you\'ll enjoy your stay here. Taco?
KITBFF.
Awww I\'m gonna miss you QJ. 🙁 One day the fag-hag squad will re reuinited! I\'ll try to take up your mantle of hardhitting honest journalism, but no one did it like you!