Purge The Congress! (A Reposted Kick-A** Manifesto)

Day 1,339, 16:59 Published in Philippines Philippines by purge0809

Hi!

For those who do not know a thing about me, i am purge0809, and i'm back, and i'm running for the preside-- congress. i mean congress. now. for the reposted kick-a** manifesto



"So? What did you do to convince us to vote for you?"

-I did nothing!
-Because I know you won't believe the first statement
-I've been here since day 491 of the New World, which was after the Bunaly fiasco (where Philippines had "NO" economy), where I survived the very obstacle to progress, which is poverty (I was surviving with about 30-40 wellness), and now I am in a better position (circulating from 98-100 wellness), proof of my perseverance
-I am a former member of the MoM (no, not DaD)
-I am an 8-time hard worker medalist, proof of my unwavering activeness in the game
-I am a 6-time congress member
-I am a 6-time super soldier
-I am a Lt. Colonel.
-I am the Idiot-in-Chief of "the Herald's Guitar"
-I collaborated with EZEX Lacroa and Topy XYZ to spread the word about the SdGV
-I am the man...



"Ok, we got the point. You did many things... So what would you do if you got that seat in congress?"

-None.
-Ignore the first statement.
-As seen in my bio, I was on of the poorest mates back there. I experienced a hard time reaching this level, so I will help the younger (possibly poorer) citizens of our country, because I don't want to give them a hard time reaching this level. I believe that many quit this game because it is so hard to level. I was close to giving up myself on that time. So I will put up a program for that.
-Be more active in the forums
-Help on the improvement of the ePhilippines
-Be corrupt.
-Again, ignore the statment above this statement.



"Why should we vote for you, then?"

-Because if you don't, everyone in the New World will die, so everyone will have to make a new account and start from level 1 while I enjoy the happiness of staying in level 26
-Because if you don't, the ePhilippines will be eaten by a big wave in the New Sea (that's what I call for New World's oceans)
-Because if you don't, you will regret not voting for me the rest of your eLife...
-Naw, yeah, because I think I have enough qualifications to be voted as a congressman... (See the answers to the first two questions for details)



Some random stuff about me:
-I currently have 100 wellness
-I eat Q1 food
-I am level 26
-I am a RL Filipino
-I am a guru
-I have 1679 strength
-I have 60 friends (care to add more?)
-I play the guitar
-My name is purge0809
-I am running for Congress on Palawan



I need every vote you could give! Thanks in advance!

"In your hands, my fellow citizens, more than mine, will rest the final success or failure of our course. Since this country was founded, each generation of Americans has been summoned to give testimony to its national loyalty. The graves of young Americans who answered the call to service surround the globe.

Now the trumpet summons us again -- not as a call to bear arms, though arms we need -- not as a call to battle, though embattled we are -- but a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, "rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation,"² a struggle against the common enemies of man: tyranny, poverty, disease, and war itself.

Can we forge against these enemies a grand and global alliance, North and South, East and West, that can assure a more fruitful life for all mankind? Will you join in that historic effort?

In the long history of the New World, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility -- I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it. And the glow from that fire can truly light the world.

And so, my fellow eFilipinos, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the New World, ask not what ePhilippines will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.

Finally, whether you are citizens of ePhilippines or citizens of the New World, ask of us here the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own."

*note: this article was copy-pasted from my previous manifesto, because i'm too tired and i know i'll just be writing the same thing again. of course, with some changes.




-purge0809
Editor-in-Chief, The Herald’s Guitar

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