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PUJIAN SURGAWI KE-8

Day 1,201, 05:15 • Published in Indonesia

• by Wonder Forward

KAW PIKIR KAMI MAU NEGO SAMA KALIAN HAH?

KAMI CUMAN BIKIN SAPI BERNAMA GORGOS TUKANG LEM!

GW NEMU DIA LAGI ISEP LEM AIBON DI BAWAH KALI CILIWUNG,
TERNYATA DIA LULUSAN UKRIDA (UNIVERSITAS KRISIS DADA), PERNAH JADI SEKETARIS DI DI TAMAN LAWANG.

YA UDIN, GW HIRE DOI! GW TINGGALIN AMA SEKALENG KRUPUK DAN KOPI JAGUNG, BIAR GAK MABOK, TAPI KEMBUNK.

SEKARANG GW LAGI NGECENG DI SARKEM, BELANJA COWOK-COWOK SEKSI!

SEMENTARA KALIAN BERANTEM DAN DEMO? APA GUNANYA HAH?
PERTJOEMA!

ISEP AJA BIJI NANGKA GW DULU BARU KITA NGOMONG!

TOBAT DEH DAN BELI KARTU KREDIT!
PERCAYA DEH GW GAK BAKAL BERUBAH...

DAN JANGAN BANJIRIN INBOX GW BANGSAT! GW LAGI RANCANG GEM BARU, KALO UDAH JADI PUN GW GAK BAKAL UNDANG KALIAN!

SELAMAT DAH NGOBROL AMA TUKANG LEM AIBON GW!

PS: DASAR MIMIN TOLOL, ARTIKEL GW JANGAN DICOPAS DI PENGADUAN FP LAH... GAMPANK NERJEMAHINNYA!

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MINTOT!