Proposed Cabinet for the Bastards of Liberty

Day 1,564, 15:01 Published in USA Canada by Emperor Rick

Emperor Rick & Deriachai

It didn't take much time to pick my VPP, because I knew of no other person more qualified to be my running mate. I need someone who can rise up to the occasion and lead our party in the event that I am no longer able to fulfill my responsibilities as your Party President. Someone who can tell everyone I died peacefully in a world filled with chaos, lead the group to safety, look after my kid, and bang my wife. That man is Deriachai.

The rest of my cabinet has also been decided.

Party President: Emperor Rick
Party Vice President: Deriachai
Head of the Militia: Deriachai
Bastard Media Czar: George Pumpkinette
Media Czar Assistant: Lord Dark Helmet
Treasury Secretary: Joseph Dinero aka Bearded Wiseman
Party Liaison: Slade Cash

Nominations for Member Representatives (MR) will be open at midnight after the Party President election concludes. The MR vote will take place 48 hours from that point.

Ill see you on election day!