Join the new world

good luck my little gherkin !

YaY!!! I'm popular!
~pickle dances in a tight circle while flailing his arms~
Hoooray for me! Yippie!!
~pickle inadvertently knocks photographers light stand into floral arrangement and sets fire to stage~
~pickle grabs trogdor's $300 suit jacket and throws on flowers to put them out~
Ewww... Sorry about the jacket Troggy...






~pickle steps up to podium~

Ladies and gentlemen of A.I.M. (ahem) I thank you for the great honor you bestow upon me. I will endeavor to persevere. (I have no idea what that means but it is a cool line from one of my favorite movies.) I promise you that I will continue in the continuation of my continuum. (Not the TV show, the scientific meaning.) Furthermore I proclaim that I will pontificate with many word the minutia of my cerebral thinking. :cough:

So in closing, let me assure you that although we have a long fought battle to climb the hill to overcome the adversity which is the shining center of the antithesis of that which is proclaimed here, I will produce the humble spirit which is the core belief of the common Swiss that commonly walks the commons of our communal soul. With that I bid you adieu.

~pickle blows kisses to an ecstatic audience~
~pickle whispers to aide~
"If you can't dazzle with brilliance baffle with bull shit I always say."
~crowd gasps then begins to rumble~
"Oh shit! My lapel mic is still on!! RUN FOR IT!!!"
~angry mob chases pickle carrying pitchforks and torches~

i just figured it out.... you write like Kurt Vonnegut

I also smoked some of that mary j wanner stuff when I was a kid!

DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS!
You might end up acting like me. 😃

do you realize that was the ultimate compliment

Congrats Mr Pickl!