Presidential War Update - 4/15/11

Day 1,242, 22:10 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick


Not going to happen. This has taken up far too much of my time as it is, and I think that the way things are is working out fine. With the NSC, I'm having constant contact with all the largest militias in the country(and the Armed Forces), and our coordination is coming together very well. This is much better than the old way - with military and militias separate, making coordination somewhat cumbersome.



YES.

Now, don't let me appear to be making excuses, but this military situation has taken up a lot of my time since I was elected. Recently though, I've felt more comfortable with how the dust has settled, and I've felt more inclined to turn my attention elsewhere.

What our defense department has been focusing on recently has been not only growing our new Armed Forces, which is actually going fantastically, but working with every military organization in the country. Over the last week, we've gotten better and better at coordinating our forces combined to hit our enemies with maximum firepower.

Now, as I mentioned in my last address, we had an extremely successful RW campaign in Servia. Well, if it ain't broke am I correct, ladies and gentlemen? We've been having RW's nearly every day since then, and tonight, embarked on another epic RW campaign. Last night, we RW'd New Mexico from Old Mexico, and tonight we're looking to RW Oklahoma from them. We've also started RW's in Spain and Canada for our original regions back.

Also, we beat Spain tonight. So did Brozil.

This is awesome? y/n

I wish I could articulate all of the success we've had today, but I feel that Glove illustrates it best. Well said, Glove. Well said.



Let's stop this now uncontrollable flow of cum and get ourselves grounded. It's still well known that our enemies are extremely powerful. They've conquered several of our allies, and on top of that, they've successfully converted the pigs, the second, to their cause. And let me tell you, Sweden is all for this. In fact, the Swedes are already hard at work soiling my good name. It's disgusting.

What I'm trying to say that it is no time to celebrate. Now, we need to work harder than ever to continue our new and exciting small string of successes. Our bros in Canada, who just helped us in several different ways in our wars are being invaded by Poland now, because apparently, no one ever explained to Poland what the term overextended means. Canada knows that we are at their disposal, whatever they need. I created a Brolliance agreement with Jacobi a year and a half ago, and I intend to uphold each and every term of it. No matter what.

And on the homefront, I've seen some semblance of uniting, because, you know, world war. Some. But there's still way too much bickering over this whole military issue. Do me, yourselves, all of us a favor and put all of that behind us. There are far more important issues to discuss and rectify. If you're having trouble thinking of ways to contribute, then I'd be happy to lend you my thoughts on how you can lend your talents. One year and a half ago, I bore witness to the most peel-your-pants-off exciting orgy of togetherness and love I've ever seen on an internet video game. Some believe that we've become too overconfident, jaded, and bored since then to work for the team that we each signed up to play for in this internet video game. I hope that they're wrong.

And if you are, then do it for the propaganda. Because, I mean, come on. We have brilliant propaganda like

TWO > ONE

Right? It writes itself.
President Emerick
April 15, 2011
Day 9
Signing out