Presidential hopeful attacks war veteran.

Day 920, 19:49 • Published in South Korea United Kingdom • by Grampa Alfagrem

Dateline Korea.

During todays unveiling of the memorial to the heroes of the war the Korean Nationalists nominee for the next Presidential elections launched an amazing attack on one the honoured guests.



Midway through the speech being given by the new governor of Jeju - William Choi, A figure was seen to sprint across the park and leap onto the podium. The target was not however Mr. Choi but one of the most noticeable and popular figures of the conflict - Eisenhorn.

This distinguished citizen of Austria who had fought from the attack on Gyeonsangbuk-do through to the final amphibous assault on Jeju was felled and ejected from the stage by the assailant, Aarons-Miller.



The motive for the attack remains unclear!

Early theories centre on confusion on the part of the former 3 term MoD who after his disappearance during the assault on South Korea is now believed to have been hiding out in the forests of Jeju during these dark days.

Emerging from his bolthole unaware of the course the war had taken, it would appear that Aarons-Miller saw one foreigner in the company of many koreans and sensing a chance to show his martial prowess - he leapt into action!

Quite how this will effect his sixth shot at the presidential title remains to be seen but a fall-off in his vote amongst those comrades of Eisenhorn is expected.

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