Presidential Elections, Zombies?, and a Hint of Asterix

Day 896, 15:41 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Paul Proteus

Rushing to get this out before the fifth, so the official Asterix in Switzerland 2.0 is not ready, but I have one funny cartoon, anyway, this article of Good-Bye Blue Monday will be divided into three parts,

-Presidential Elections
-Zombies
and -A Hint of Asterix

Starting with,
-Presidential Elections
Now, I am not going to get into who is a better candidate, or who I support, I will just discuss a few interesting facts, one is that the coalition is running me as Eleriel's VP,
Did you hear that? Vice President of Switzerland!

That is the shittiest seal I have ever seen, it looks like it was made on paint, and the Swiss logo was just placed over the American Eagle 🙁 Well, Moving on...
I will be running with Eleriel
So I made a poster for us:


Neat Poster right?
(Haha Eleriel, I get to be Mysterion while you are the Coon 😛)

Anyway, for a random slightly related section section:
Serious Paul?
Eleriel told me on IRC, I would have to be more serious, and be a role model, and stop randomly booting people on IRC (You win for now Cooldude97), anyway, I will be more serious, but don't worry, the quality of these articles will not improve, these babies are staying exactly how they are!
But, to commemorate me being more serious,


Continuing on...
Zombies!!!

Not, NOT Zombieland, SWITZERLAND,
I was about to write an RIP to our good friend Son of the Stormkin, and make a joke on how I thought Ghosts Were Immortal, when I found his bio, He is alive, YET AT 0 WELLNESS, ZOMBIE!!!!!


Anyway, now to
A Hint of Asterix
Again, Because of how I rushed this article, not a lot of Asterix, but our good friend Eleriel, I mean Getafix (Panoramix?) will make an appearance


Anyway, also relating to Eleriel, Time for a New Sub-section,
The Twilight Zone
Here Weird things will happen, that are only known on the Twilight Zone!!!!

Whoooaaaaa, Here weird things become weirder, and you read this beautiful conversation I took part in that was on Icewood's article (Was it reported, because I can't find it anymore 🙁 WHat Sick Person would report Icewood?)


Anyway, thats it,
Here is today's anime,

That's right, ZOMBIES 😃

Well, Thats all folks


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