President Evil - Defence of the Realm

Day 1,960, 11:56 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Blue And Evil


As most of the eWorld is aware of by now: Argentina are launching an airstrike against the UK. There has been numerous rumours flying around that this is a war game between our two countries - a training war to create interest for new players of the game. This is not true.


Typical Argentinian, when they’re not bawwing or trolling my inbox

This is a Real War. Argentina have attacked us, and we will be fighting for our very survival. We will need all the help we can get in order to fight them off, and so, I am asking you to help. Everyone who is a friend of the UK, a friend of TWO, a friend of CoT, an enemy of Argentina, or you just enjoy a good fight and trolling some babies, please, fight for the UK, for one simple reason:

We can kick their arses, watch them lose their babyboom, and watch them lose over 20 million energy worth of food.

We have already seen our friends and allies from across the eWorld coming out to support us. Brazil, Spain, Chile, Paraguay and Venezuela in particular, you have come to us in our hour of need, and we cannot thank you enough. TWO rocks, and CoT rocks, but you guys rock even harder.

Fight for the UK. Fight for Glory!

~Blue And Evil
UK Country President