President?

Day 1,478, 20:22 • Published in USA USA • by Mr. Peanuts

I decided to enter a writing contest. Go me. Check it out here: Writing Contest

The topic is what you would do if you were the leader of a country that has been recently added to erepublik.

First of all, if I'm going to be President, I would have to declare myself President for Life. I'll be their first president and only president, so I'll always be the best president.



Then I will hire a large army to secure power in the New World. Included in this army is a smaller army of secret spies who will spy for me and feed my paranoia.



These secret spies will look out for ecitizens that say bad things about me and blackmail them to obtain citizenship outside my country.

All people must address me as "El Presidente" Anytime I enter and IRC room, post on a forum or write an article etc. I must be addressed as "El Presidente" or President Peanuts or something similar, (Presinuts?) As long as it acknowledges my Presidency.

The country will have to be called something awesome too. No one will be allowed to refer to the country by anything other than "The Happy Smile Totally Free Peoples Choice Republic of The Great Peanut and Providence Plantations. (I may also have to annex part of Rhode Island.)



All the citizens of The Happy Smile Totally Free Peoples Choice Republic of the Great Peanut and Providence Plantations will be well equipped with guns and food. Actually just the guns. But my propaganda minister will spin wonderful webs of lies about how well fed my people will be.

Of course I will stay in power by winning every election with at least 102% of the citizens of my country voting for me as I employ an elite team of hackers to change everyone's vote to myself. Then I will exile my political opponents so they are no longer citizens of The Happy Smile Totally Free Peoples Choice Republic of the Great Peanut and Providence Plantations. (THSTFPCRTGPPP)



The biggest problem I will face is that there are no problems in my country. Everyone is happy and free because of their awesome, benevolent, cool, democratically elected friend, great, humble, intelligent, just, kind, leader, most noble, original, powerful, quick-witted, righteous, superb, totally understanding, very wondrous, xenophilic, young, zesty, leader, Mr. Peanuts.




-El Presidente

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