PP for dictator
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by PilotPhil
OK folks, I am writing this from my iPhone so sorry for the lack of fancy graphics. I am running for dictator this month and if you are tired of the same boring, safe way of doing things I would appreciate your vote. My cabinet will be announced later, probably after the election. Anyone is welcome to serve but to be included you must be blacklisted by the current congress or promise to do something to obtain blacklist status prior to the end of my term.
I promise to bring a wonderful blend of inactivity and chaos to our country. I promise to do almost nothing productive. I will certainly be impeached shortly after my election so my reign will be short but terrifying.
As promised earlier all eUS citizens will get a free canoe. Paddles included.
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This is racist to me, owls don't like water, I don't want a canoe.
It is always about you Owl's...... Don't clear cut the forests. ....don't give me a canoe......Get a real job.
I am not sure if modes of transportation can play a part in racism or not but for those averse to water you may have your choice of a golf cart or hang glider. Seem fair?
This is more like it. I will take the golf cart. Thanks!
Thanks for your vote!
good luck Phil,
I got no clue if I´m on the blacklist or not. I might be on it coz the last time I asked for CS I didn´t get it.
Lol Yosi was hast du verbrochen xD???
so ziemlich alles in letzter Zeit, liebe BB, xDDD
You aren't but you prolly deserve it more than most that are on the list. 😉
Terrible attempt at, um, satire. Or maybe sarcasm?
Just announcing my run, that's it
ANARCHY!!!! love it hookers and blow for all
FOR GLORY!
1Just wait until tomorrow when your official campaign manager (ME) releases your first campaign article
I can't wait to see what I have to say!
Good Luck
thanks!
Hey I already made $100 bucks! This is awesome!
Ursa Fi
FOR GLORY!
SLC Punk
Endorsed and voted. I also promise to endorse every article you write if you win, so the country doesnt need to steal money and have sky high work taxes.
Can I be your Media Secretary? That way I'd have it across the board. 🙂
Good Luck Phil!
(By the way, can I have a red canoe, or are they all the same color?)
First get yourself blacklisted and I will get you on staff for sure. And yeah there will be some red ones. One already has your name on it.
Duh phuck?!?!
GL, Phil. o7
you clearly dont have a clue of what being a dictator is all about. one places half of the canoes needed at the sea edge, the wrong sea the one with most sharks. one causes trauma. one sitd in laz-y-boy in lighthouse with drink and snacks and laugh at the peasants trying to safe themselves. afterwards one capsizes half of peasants with ocean liner as one escapes with all of the treasury to holiday destination
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Full support!
For all of you that thought this was Paul Proteus when you clicked it I apologize.
I thought that was a deliberate tactic?
Nah he is on the Red List and would definitely be a negative to my campaign
lol am I that interesting to deserve all this attention?
lol
Do tell, how do I obtain this coveted "blacklisted" status?
Fight against a "sanctioned" dictator install. Fight for a toppling of an eUS dictator. Disagree with an offsight congress. Support an elected president that ran on a platform of a month without a dictator...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-bifurcated-states-of-america-2569719/1/20
Disagree with congress too many times. Be associated with the Socialist Freedom Party...
Many ways.
Who got blacklisted for being associated with SFP?
Jude
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