PoTUS Shake-up

Day 1,472, 14:08 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

Department of Politics
Day 1,472 of the New World
1 December 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Sources have confirmed that Haliman has dropped out of the race for President of the eUnited States.

Confronted by a Real Life crisis demanding his attention and making his time in this silly game seem meaningless by comparison, Haliman made the obvious decision to focus his attentions among the living and forestall his ambitions among the virtual.

This news compounds the intrigue of an election cycle that last night saw the PoTUS formerly known as Glove score the endorsement of Pizza the Hut 2's party of foreigners and outlaws.

The Glove endorsement was certainly a blow to the Haliman campaign. Recent elections have generally seemed to divide voters as pro- or anti- Pfeiffer, and with the USWP endorsement going to the Federalist Candidate Oblige, the entrance of Gaston the Fajita lover (I am too lazy to look up his actual name), the anti-Pfeiffer vote would have clearly been split.

And so it is "Glove" v Oblige on December 5.

Two Questions:

1: Will Pfeiffer's association with Oblige hurt him at the polls?

2: Will Glove's disappearing act during his 2nd term as PoTUS, combined with the dubious distinction of being endorsed by Pizza the Hut ruin his credibility among voters?

This author plans to cast his vote for Oblige.


16 Shells endorses:
The Book of Jude the undead hippie.
Voice of America
Non-dip-shit kooguys' kooguy's fire
Chae Dee Business
Meet the Press
Department of Defense Orders
The WHPR
eNPR
The Treasure Map
Allied War Report
and getting your butt into a military unit.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking