Potential Oinyo for CCP CP Candidate
Oinyo
Good day CCP.
This is my official name in the hat for the CPP candidate spot.
I may or may not win and that I completely understand. I am running to as always, provide options for our party on who to vote for.
What do I offer this month... I offer what I always offer. 10+ hours a day of me working my ass off for the country.
Me treating this game as a real business and delegating work to departments for increased productivity and increased organization. Some laugh and say I am not a leader... These people should ask themselves why all large successful companies in the world have departments headed with delegated people to complete and work on tasks.. I have never heard of a CEO in charge of recruitment, acquisitions, Sales, Human resources.. etc..
A good leader knows how to get everything done himself.. A GREAT leader knows how to make others leaders and have them lead their own departments to success.
That is the leadership style I offer and that is the only way I play. If you are against that then DO NOT VOTE ME. I will not change in that aspect.
Now for my platform
War.. WAR... WAR!!!!
War... We will be on constant war until we are either feared and awesome or we are wiped... Things are boring and we need to make an extremely bold move to create content and entertainment for this country... ATM we are a country of bored players looking for action.
To vote for Oinyo would to vote for what I believe would help eCan grow this month and to give us a goal... That goal would be to smash as many people as we could until I get impeached lol.
Everything else would be the same as last month and I would try to get the same cabinet back in.
The main difference would be.. I would ask for the best and darkest minds in eCan to join in the cabinet to help create as much fun for eCan as possible.
We need a slap.. We need to have fun! We need to step out of our comfort zone and I believe we need to do it sooner rather than later.
This is what I offer this month.
Vote yes to me if you agree.
Vote no to me if you do not.
Thank you
Oinyo/Kevin
Comments
I am sure it won't take long to fulfill your, "we are wiped promise" then. "Feared awesome", is a bit of a long shot though.
Lol I agree with your statement 😛
"Everything else would be the same as last month and I would try to get the same cabinet back in."
So it will be boring as fuck then. Good to know.
How the heck did you pick that one part out to quote then stand behind? Did you even read the full article? Would you like me to read it for you so you can understand it better?
It was too boring. I stopped reading before the tedium sent me into a coma.
The pictures explain more than the words.. Wont you think of the kittens?
Have you not have enough torture Oinyo? 😃DD
Lol you know I can never get enough punishment 😛
do we have to understand something here... megabird and oinyo ... togheter???
ewwwwwwwwwww........
Too soon.
Soooooiiiiioooon! We need win and we need not cry like babies needing hug and we need to kill and kill again.
Yes.. What blooped said....
You listen to blooped? That's more than enough reason for people to not vote for you 😛
Homer.. Only a fool would not listen to our loving father and savior. 😛 But in all reality I think blooped will support anything that ends up with a war
We've already had our fill of Oinyo as CP enough to last 2 eLifetimes
#NoThanks
Time to have a third lifetime then 😉 Or are you afraid?
Re-incarnation !!!!
Come now Oinyo, don't you think...someone ELSE should run for CP?
I think I really WOULD die of boredom if I had to suffer another one of his terms
You introduce yourself to CCP, then you say you're going to run for CPP...
Those are different Top 5 parties, y'know...
i want ALL the votes 😃
Are you Octavius' multi or something?
I am Beorn... I have always been beorn.. We are all the multi of Beorn.. Therefor you are simply talking to yourself right now
Little bird told me your not going to get CCP's nom no matter the vote results. Your the most useless and boring president of all time. Your new nickname should be sixty-six after your last presidential run. There a reason you couldn't crack 70.
You delegate out all your power and then make no decisions or plans on your own. You need your hand held through all aspects of leadership. Mr I haz thick skin i can stand there and collect flung snot at my person while doing nothing for 30 days.
Lol why so emotional Ryder? To state I am the most useless leader of all time is a heck of a statement 😛 I think you have a secret man crush on me dont you? Admit it.. I dont mind.. 😃 Throw me a gold pack and perhaps I may allow you to sweet talk me some more lol
Little bird ? everyone knows that
6 votes and like 20 comments that you suck....
Ha ha. 😃 You so silly! Are you afraid that I am more MDP then you are? 😛 Cant handle the heat from my platform? 😛 Are you a little mad bro?
I can't handle the side splitting pain from laughing at it so hard...
Its Okay Rolo 😛 I will give you the giant hug you so desperately crave from me.. My manly chest pressed up against you....