POST-WAR: One Flew Over the eCuckoos Nest
Day 992, 18:56
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by Valnad
eSweden is now restored to its original state, with all the core regions once again under Swedish rule.
If I would be asked to hold a winner's speech, I'd start of by thanking our allies - you know who you are - but perhaps most of all: our lovely admins.
Why, you might ask?
Because everyone with their heads up and arses down knows how much a High region is worth to a nation. Countries that have none are of no real interest to the outside world. eSweden didn't get any in V1 and we sure as hell haven't seen any new ones appear in "Rising" either.
This led up to a somewhat unexpected series of events...
...where all of a sudden, everyone and their dogs wanted to be on friendly terms with us. Instead of doing what they're supposed to (i.e intoxicating our men, indoctrinating our children and impregnating our women) they left us pretty much alone, with a compact feeling of complete ignorance that only comes from not being wanted... simply because you have nothing of value. At all.
Not even GrevPer wanted us.
So... what happened next?
People started to do what most people do when they behave like idiots; they focused on administrative tasks instead of thinking outside the box. Instead of coming up with evil schemes and master plans, plotting how to make frogs rain over our enemies and so forth, we decided to invest our time in petty political arguments and gibberish instead.
There's a certain row of seats reserved in Hell for administrators and bureaucrats.
Luckily for us, me and St00r have secured the presidential election and have also received help from a familiar face dressed kind of like a star trooper *hint hint nudge nudge*. History will show whether or not our collective effort can be enough to pull this land back up on its feet again or if the sheepishly, blubbery poofs will prevail in their attempts of sealing eSwedens doom in their constant struggle to try and turn this game into something which it is not.
If I would be asked to hold a winner's speech, I'd start of by thanking our allies - you know who you are - but perhaps most of all: our lovely admins.
Why, you might ask?
Because everyone with their heads up and arses down knows how much a High region is worth to a nation. Countries that have none are of no real interest to the outside world. eSweden didn't get any in V1 and we sure as hell haven't seen any new ones appear in "Rising" either.
This led up to a somewhat unexpected series of events...
...where all of a sudden, everyone and their dogs wanted to be on friendly terms with us. Instead of doing what they're supposed to (i.e intoxicating our men, indoctrinating our children and impregnating our women) they left us pretty much alone, with a compact feeling of complete ignorance that only comes from not being wanted... simply because you have nothing of value. At all.
Not even GrevPer wanted us.
So... what happened next?
People started to do what most people do when they behave like idiots; they focused on administrative tasks instead of thinking outside the box. Instead of coming up with evil schemes and master plans, plotting how to make frogs rain over our enemies and so forth, we decided to invest our time in petty political arguments and gibberish instead.
There's a certain row of seats reserved in Hell for administrators and bureaucrats.
Luckily for us, me and St00r have secured the presidential election and have also received help from a familiar face dressed kind of like a star trooper *hint hint nudge nudge*. History will show whether or not our collective effort can be enough to pull this land back up on its feet again or if the sheepishly, blubbery poofs will prevail in their attempts of sealing eSwedens doom in their constant struggle to try and turn this game into something which it is not.
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It's an privelege to have the oppurtunity to read this kind of articles at 4 o'clock in the morning.
You're an honourable man Valna😛P
(Sorry for my rubbish English.)
Vote & sub!
"we decided to invest our time in petty political arguments and gibberish instead."
Well thank you! A perfect sentence that really describes the situation!