Polish diplomacy, part 2
Day 1,614, 16:29
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by Westerberg
Hello dear readers,
For not long ago Jegerminster published a great article about this famous diplomacy used by Poland. So now it’s my time to make part 2, I as you might know I've been President, MoFA, MoD and much more in the Swedish Government. So let’s just say I have some experience with ONE and Poland (Maniek M and other ku*w*s).
But anyway let’s get down to business, as you know at this point we have a 2 clicker as President since something clearly happened to Thaimat, and we unfortunately attacked Saxony. This made Poland go creasy (Maniek M) and they was close to put us as NE, ONE was trying to do something but failed (surprise?).
For not so long time ago Lemlin as acting President accepted a deal with Poland, this agreement is like this:
”1. Sweden will withdraw the treaty with Germany.
Explanation: this case has been put into voting, which ends in favor of withdrawn - we cannot put treaty with the enemy state above the ONE charter.
2. Regions:
a) Poland will get Saxony as soon as it is possible.
b) Sweden will keep the region Brandenburg and Berlin till the Poland's campaign against Germany will be near end - then Sweden will release this region and Poland will take Brandenburg and Berlin. In other words Poland will attack Brandenburg and Berlin as a last German region.
c) Sweden will keep the region of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania.
Both states will publish an official statements including the apology”
This deal is at the moment being voted down in the congress, since the Swedish Congress is clearly thinking this is madness. But the funniest thing is that 1 hour after Lemlin accepted this deal, Poland had a meeting with...take a guess....Germany (Germark). Oh so you don’t believe me? Well I have the logs (stupid to think it wouldn’t leak, the funniest thing is I got it from a polish person)
So what were they discussing you might ask? Here is some quotes for you:
[19:47] What kind of problem do you have with sweden besides Saxony?
[19:47] and i totally understand - that You are arfraid of us - and sweden agreement with You is just way of defense
[19:48] ilphen: let us be honest ok?
[19:48] ok what is the meaning of this meeting right now?
[19:48] idk
[19:48] all the situation makes huge mess in one itself
[19:48] neither do I, we exchange information we all have
[19:48] our prep
[19:48] during these presidency ofc
[19:48] we take 2 regions
[19:49] 1. saxony
[19:49] 2. way to sweden
[19:49] it's all
[19:49] So you want saxony and that's it?
[19:49] way to sweden?
[19:49] path
[19:50] You have a border to Sweden already, so define "path to Sweden"
[19:50] Brandenburg is Yours
[19:50] We gave it to Sweden
[19:50] ilphen: i want to be sure, that sweden will not try to escape
[19:50] remember: this is unofficial conversation
Two things, number one so it’s okay to make a deal with Germark if your name is Poland?
Number two is why does our allies want a path to us. Especially with the reason to make sure we can’t ”try to esacape”. What I can get from it, they are planing to attack us, just a friendly war for sure...
Here is some more funny things,
[19:52] and believe me, we will win with sweden sooner or later
[19:53] So how about we make a deal about saxony, and leave the treaty with Sweden the way it is
[19:54] no way
[19:54] it's not about You
[19:54] it's about what sweden did to us
We did what?!?, the attack of Saxony that we couldn’t do anything about. We told Poland that we would release it in a RW as fast as possible...but hey polish diplomacy...
[19:55] ok and you want your revenge with sweden?
[19:56] KTTRS: isn't that obvious?
Hey! What a good friend you are!
[19:58] from my point of view
[19:58] perfect situation for ePL would be to get 3 regions from germany
[19:58] Like the treaty after the last war?
[19:59] between Germany & Poland
[19:59] treaty when staruszek was cp?
[19:59] but for now - i would like to get saxony, as You don't owe it anyway
[19:59] well*
[19:59] this treaty was preety good
[19:59] we must hink
[19:59] think*
[19:59] from my point of view, he is not a good person to speak about - as You know we had some "issue" with WP in ePL
[20:00] omg, Kerth5 STFU
[20:00] haha
[20:00] Last_Straw, don't worry I know about it
[20:00]
[20:00] i am telling about staruszek, not about treaty
[20:00] Yup
[20:00] so If we wanted - Do you want to renew it?
[20:00] Would you be interested?
[20:01] maaaybe :>
Once again, so it's okay to to make a deal with Germark if your name is Poland?
- Picture about the Polish Government
That’s it for now, and remember if you see Poland knocking on your door. DON’T OPPEN IT, YOU WILL GET A SLAP IN THE FACE.
For not long ago Jegerminster published a great article about this famous diplomacy used by Poland. So now it’s my time to make part 2, I as you might know I've been President, MoFA, MoD and much more in the Swedish Government. So let’s just say I have some experience with ONE and Poland (Maniek M and other ku*w*s).
But anyway let’s get down to business, as you know at this point we have a 2 clicker as President since something clearly happened to Thaimat, and we unfortunately attacked Saxony. This made Poland go creasy (Maniek M) and they was close to put us as NE, ONE was trying to do something but failed (surprise?).
For not so long time ago Lemlin as acting President accepted a deal with Poland, this agreement is like this:
”1. Sweden will withdraw the treaty with Germany.
Explanation: this case has been put into voting, which ends in favor of withdrawn - we cannot put treaty with the enemy state above the ONE charter.
2. Regions:
a) Poland will get Saxony as soon as it is possible.
b) Sweden will keep the region Brandenburg and Berlin till the Poland's campaign against Germany will be near end - then Sweden will release this region and Poland will take Brandenburg and Berlin. In other words Poland will attack Brandenburg and Berlin as a last German region.
c) Sweden will keep the region of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania.
Both states will publish an official statements including the apology”
This deal is at the moment being voted down in the congress, since the Swedish Congress is clearly thinking this is madness. But the funniest thing is that 1 hour after Lemlin accepted this deal, Poland had a meeting with...take a guess....Germany (Germark). Oh so you don’t believe me? Well I have the logs (stupid to think it wouldn’t leak, the funniest thing is I got it from a polish person)
So what were they discussing you might ask? Here is some quotes for you:
[19:47] What kind of problem do you have with sweden besides Saxony?
[19:47]
[19:48]
[19:48]
[19:48]
[19:48]
[19:48] neither do I, we exchange information we all have
[19:48]
[19:48]
[19:48]
[19:49]
[19:49]
[19:49]
[19:49] So you want saxony and that's it?
[19:49]
[19:49]
[19:50] You have a border to Sweden already, so define "path to Sweden"
[19:50]
[19:50] We gave it to Sweden
[19:50]
[19:50]
Two things, number one so it’s okay to make a deal with Germark if your name is Poland?
Number two is why does our allies want a path to us. Especially with the reason to make sure we can’t ”try to esacape”. What I can get from it, they are planing to attack us, just a friendly war for sure...
Here is some more funny things,
[19:52]
[19:53] So how about we make a deal about saxony, and leave the treaty with Sweden the way it is
[19:54]
[19:54]
[19:54]
We did what?!?, the attack of Saxony that we couldn’t do anything about. We told Poland that we would release it in a RW as fast as possible...but hey polish diplomacy...
[19:55]
[19:56]
🙂
Hey! What a good friend you are!
[19:58]
[19:58]
[19:58] Like the treaty after the last war?
[19:59] between Germany & Poland
[19:59]
[19:59]
[19:59]
[19:59]
[19:59]
[19:59]
[19:59]
[20:00]
[20:00]
😃
[20:00] Last_Straw, don't worry I know about it
[20:00]
😛
[20:00]
😃
[20:00] Yup
[20:00]
[20:00] Would you be interested?
🙂
[20:01]
Once again, so it's okay to to make a deal with Germark if your name is Poland?
- Picture about the Polish Government
That’s it for now, and remember if you see Poland knocking on your door. DON’T OPPEN IT, YOU WILL GET A SLAP IN THE FACE.
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Who is this Kerth derp?
vMoD of Poland
Regards from Terra o/
To bad that our VCP Lemlin, probaly won't give a dam :/
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"We did what?!?, the attack of Saxony that we couldn’t do anything about. We told Poland that we would release it in a RW as fast as possible...but hey polish diplomacy..."
Whole Sweden was fighting to win RW, be honest, a little honest.
[01:57:02] zu viel text
[01:57:06] zu viel alkohol
[01:57:08] zu viel brüste
English version:
[01:57:02] too much text
[01:57:06] too much alcohol
[01:57:08] too many breasts
[19:50] remember: this is unofficial conversation
Love that part! 🙂
Srsly can you be more retarted ePl? What will one do about this? ePolen = Hipocrates big ones...
Prick: I fought hard in that RW and I saw lots of Swedish soldiers fighting against me. Don't YOU lie.
Pryqq, we had orders to fight for germany, so that you'd get your beloved border. Teden soldiers were tanking for Sweden though
Have Poland already won the war against Germany. Sometimes it sounds like so. Hmm, what it's called again. Hubris?
Why not take this to international top 5? I'd love to see some more comments from people trying to come up with lame excuses for this kind of behaviour.
wtf?
Wow... just wow.
Poland better get rid of these officials asap. They sure are ruining Polands reputation and their relations with their allies. How could they even be voted into office?
@ Pryq
"Whole Sweden was fighting to win RW, be honest, a little honest."
USA went all in during the night. almost no swedes fought in that fight,
Im so pissed right now.
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I'd love to see any comments from Poland officials and ONE Hq about this.
Polen is a disgrace of ONE.
Korgtomten: Statement from ONE HQ:
"serguma Day 1,614, 18:11
wtf?"
Pretty much sums it up.
If ONE does not act soon against "Polish diplomacy" what use is it for us to be in the alliance.
And face it Poland is neither our friend nor real ally.
wtf?
this was unofficial conversation, you say Poland should not talk? Not talking its your way of doing things, and screwing your allies. and you know Poland was never angry with you for attacking Saxony. stick to the facts.
you say "so it's okay to make a deal with Germark if your name is Poland?" - listen, that was just unofficial talk, if Poland were to sign any deal with Germany it would need approval from ONE, unlike you are signing deals with no approval of ONE and afterwards you lie everywhere that you got ONE support for that deal.
You have made so many mistakes recently and now you trying your worst lies to evoke more hatred. Why all this?
poland can not into friendship '.'
@George Bernard Shaw Day 1,614, 19:49
"you are signing deals with no approval of ONE and afterwards you lie everywhere that you got ONE support for that deal."
wtf?
@Geroge bernard Shaw
SRSLY? haha, let the roast begin
PS: We had ONE HQ approval for the deal, we even have loggs to prove it ^__^
ONE is not an alliance but a damagehood based on resources... same like EDEN at the moment! We need somethin new. I would be happy if Sweden, Finland and Norway reconsider the status quo and negotiate with Bulgaria a new project which does not involve the corrupted n selfish nations in the mentioned alliances.
will poland be kicked and will it come down to an all-out attack TEDONE vs poland... i can hardly wait
if ONE takes the "safe" route they will kick sweden and keep poland (for now) - hope they wont do this though.
Slapface: I'd love to see those logs. Till now they haven't been shown. However I know that you're just a local troll thriving for attention and I'm not going to give you that.
Boyan: ONE is focused on having damage and resources. That is true. However we have principles.
Korgtomten: This is our inmediate answer.
[05:01] .akick add last_straw
[05:01] -War- last_straw added to #one autokick list.
[05:01] -War- AKICK ENFORCE for #one complete; 1 users were affected.
[05:05] .akick add kerth5
[05:05] -War- kerth5 added to #one autokick list.
I'll talk ith Coolerck (Polish CP) to see if that was an isolated action from him or it was authorized by Poland, in which case, sanctions will ensure against Poland
you should know this long long ago
@Serguma
Im not a troll, just cuz a few Re***** say I am pfff, srsly if your that easy to trick wow.
Not my fault they are afraid of me bro
>"Once again, so it's okay to to make a deal with Germark if your name is Poland?"
It all depends on the kind of deal and what are the intentions behind it.
Loland might be lolish, butthurt, jelly and mad at you, and talking some nonsense (one thing is w/e kerth says and something different what happens in the end, we all know that)... but Loland never ever meant to fuck around with their allies from behind in the first place and then test how it unravels.
Can Sweden say the same?
Once again, can Sweden say the same?
Cause that's not Loland's style. That's "other's" style. We all know which countries. And looks like Sweden style as well, for waht it seems.WTF is going wrong with you Sweden? All the great guys have finally left Sweden? Only retards and snakes left?
Now you keep provoking them, you keep hitting the wound, keep adding salt to it, and keep bating the shit. I wonder why Sweden's been doing this for so long. And keeps doing it. If you have something in mind, do it the way Poland would do it; openly, honestly and regardless of consequences. Charge ahead frontally, no mater shit. No crappy excuses. No bullshit. No hiding.
But that requires bravery, ofc. And frankly, unlike Old Sweden, seems like that's not New Sweden's style.
no deberían ocupar este tipo de fotos. muy triste
poland catholic traitors
ololol, there are traitors only around The Saint Innocent Turkey.
Every alliance has a loland : )
Wow all the people that derp around in eRep.
I did the deal with Germark to help ONE. HELP ONE! If you take time to read the treaty I guess nobody has. It’s says, in all honesties, that we block of DK and that we have to help in diplomatic relations in the future. And to make that even more clear for all you tards out there, that cannot read between the lines, the deal gives the Germany cores to ONE in exchange for germark gets congress and a country in DK. It gives Poland and ONE the possibility to make an easy deal to get all the resources for all the countries that need it WITHOUT the unnecessary resistance.
But let’s go balls out and destroy all future diplomatic relations. Why not drain some influence? Why take one sec to think over and maybe ask the people that made the deal and maybe let the be a part of the meetings so that they can clear things up? Why let it go so far that Sweden and Poland will hate each other forever?
Result of Polish comments:
1. Poland and Poles are good and holy ones.
2. Sweden and Swedes are bad and terrible.
are You allies?
Can Sweden get fruit and fish?
Can Poland get 10/10?
Can this be achieved with basically zero tension and almost no wasted influence?
Yes - With smart diplomacy.
But not with the Polish rage clique officials apparently. For the rage clique, this is not a game where strategy and diplomacy matters.
[01:57:08] zu viel brüste
... es kann niemals zu viele brüste geben!
Looks like Sweden isn´t the only one with bad gov
Hail ResourceHood
o7
Hail ONE-Internal Relationship, i love to see, how an alliance should NOT work.
Swedes, maybe you think it over with ONE and become neutral, in your position, I would not consider it valuable to stay in ONE.
Ok, så är det bara jag som tycker att vi ska ta ett steg ut ur ETT och försöka som självständiga att fixa fram en babyboom? Kanske alliera oss med Germark, Finnland, Norge och Est Let Lit? Det känns som en bättre deal när varenda polack inte kan hålla tyst i sin källare. Jag har fått nog, SHOUT så att hela världen får se, det är fan vidrigt.
We only need around 500 more votes to bring it up to International Top 10, GoGoGo! SHOUT out loud!!!
KsJudas: divide both numbers for 10 and you will be closer to the truth. eRep is dead.
About article:
as I've wrote earlier - PL is pissed off for you so what you expect? If you didn't want to talk with us to find solution we was forced to find another way to solve it. Simple.
I've already wrote zillion of comments in which I try to explain you our point to make easier to find friendly solution. You didn't want... OK. It's YOUR choice.
PL and ONE have already offer you few propositions of diplomatic solutions - you deny all of them... OK. It's YOUR choice.
PS.
which tone of pink you prefer - polish or russian? Because you should prepare that Scandinavia will be pink soon.
Try to vote more than one time...nice reading....no suprice
And poland is whining about we dont have a working government..
Yes, it was my action.
First thing - log is cut a little too much - that's the first thing - it was not official meeting - it has been told a few times - just a speech. and it has been said on the channel.
Second thing - there is missing info, why i wanted to do that. It's not so obvious. If anyone has questions - catch me on quakenet or rizon - same nick as in game.