polandball couldn't into south east ;_;

Day 788, 08:56 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mahlak Dependus

Sorry to Serbia, it was too awkward to draw your coat of arms on your flag.

9 proud allies stood between us and poland.

I want to personally thanks Germany, Latvia, Indonesia, Brazil, Lithuania, Serbia, Hungary, Turkey and Russia for building a wall amounting to over

2.41 million

in the first ever attack on British soil.

Now poland has decided to region swap with Spain so that we no longer have a border with them. These EDEN guys are all really tough. I mean, we activate the USA's MPPs and they don't even follow through with 6 months worth of threats. I thought you guys were all about the lulz. Why not give us the chance to show you some?

For those calling this a damage drain:-

Cost of region swapping Upper Normandy to Polan😛 90.75 Gold
Cost of attacking South East of Englan😛 259.75 Gold
Cost of attacking Limousin for Spain to regain initiative against Polan😛 62.75 Gold
Cost of region swapping Upper Normany back to Spain to prevent a counter attack from the UK: 90.75 Gold

Total cost of this damage draining shenanigan: 504 Gold

There was no tanking by Phoenix. The damage was racked up by two clickers and standard military strikes which are a regular occurrence and already budgeted in. Not to mention the fact that any attack by an enemy now, will fall right into UK prime time. Which means waiting until tomorrow, which means all of our forces, as well as ally forces, will be back to full strength and resupplied.

For London
For the UK
For Phoenix