Poland
Homer J Simpson
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http://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Plik:Polish_flag_with_coat_of_arms.jpg&filetimestamp=20100821161101#filelinks
seems much more exciting now?
Should I compare?
Is it nice to depreciate national symbols
Cry me a river Helldar, you have a big problem😮bsession with Canada and USA media
Waaaaah helldarr.
I wonder what that makes Indonesia or Monaco.
I vote for funny. Can't take it any other way.
Thanks for linking the Polish wikipedia site Helldarr. I'm sure we all found it SUPER informative.
lol
Helldarr is mad because Poland cannot into space...
xdxd
If you mean eRepublik's Poland, i'll say: nice, funny and true 😃
If you mean RL's Poland, i'll say: fu** you stu**d wh*re :/
So, please, choose my comment. 😁
Myself, I don't bring RL insults into the game. It's like if I play ball and call someone on the other side "Your Momma is fat!". It is to get a response. His Momma may actually be a nice, good looking woman that I respect. lol
"Helldarr is mad because Poland cannot into space..."
Actually we've had Polish astronauts in space so your argument is invalid
As for boring flag can you show me a country with an exciting flag?
Most of Europe's flags are just stripes aren't they?
plus we can attach an coat of arms to the flag and both with coat of arms and without are interchangeable
If you think, that we give your country back because occupying Canada is boring, you are wrong 😉
Fight in the RW, no press😉
And actually Helldar's link is cut off by erep and redirects it to the polish wikipedia page,
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Polish_flag_with_coat_of_arms.jpg
copy and paste that
Poland can into Canada and everything Canada holds dear though. ^_-
but enough good to erase Canada without any assemble of Military Units, not need any supply.
Oh noes, you can wipe us from the map in a browser game.
Too bad when you get up from your computer you're still Polish or you might have actually won something.
Also before you set off for war make sure you recharge all of your solar powered flashlights and oil the hinges on all your submarine's screen doors.
Muglack LOL , you have no clue do you?
Perhaps you should NE us to show some serious business. That always makes everyone scared.
Muglack you are a funny guy 🙂 Since we are getting personal then hey too bad your under the Queen of the United Kingdom ey ? Doesn't that piss you off a country on the other side of the world has control of you ? I think you should go to Niagra Falls - I heard it's pretty easy to kill yourself there , so take a chance and GOOD LUCK!
Kamoris KSC : "Muglack you are a funny guy Since we are getting personal then hey too bad your under the Queen of the United Kingdom ey ?"
+1000
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/images/stories/large/2012/06/06/QQ20120606_PM_GG_Johnston.jpeg
OUCH 😮)
Kamoris KSC:"muglack you are a funny guy Since we are getting personal then hey too bad your under the Queen of the United Kingdom ey ? Doesn't that piss you off a country on the other side of the world has control of you ? I think you should go to Niagra Falls - I heard it's pretty easy to kill yourself there , so take a chance and GOOD LUCK!"
someone failed geography because the UK isn't on the other side of the world.
You'd know all about being angry about being under another country's control. I mean, you were Russia's b!tch for hundreds of years, not to mention Germany (Prussia).
Come to think of it Poland's ACTUALLY been wiped off the map twice, and need the Queen's Grandfather/father and the US to save them both times.
Maybe you guys should put her on your money and not us.
Also, your inability to remain on the real map explains why you care so much about that sort of thing IN A GAME.
Oh by the way.
Congratulations on your Independence Day on November 11th.
What a coincidence it being on the same day we won World War 1. It's almost as if we GAVE you a country because you were too pathetic to get one yourself.
Anyways, be sure to have an extra shot of delicious Russian Vodka for me. Mmm Russian Vodka. The original always tastes better don't you think?
Poland stole their flag from Indonesia
Actually the Poles invented Vodka, according to the Polish Vodka commercial at any rate. Cheers.
@Trenton, I always just thought that Poland was an Indonesian colony. You know, other side of the world, so turn the flag upside-down.
The Poles think they invented light bulbs too. But that's only because they hadn't seen one before 1979.
I heard next year they're gonna "invent" indoor plumbing.
http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/022010/poland_and_ww2.jpg
The truest thing on the internet.
Polish-Canadian relations appear to the new Balkans of eRep media.
One of the most fun nights of my life was drinking crazy amounts of beer & soju with Polish soccer fans after the 20002 USA-Poland World Cup match up.
Those guys can handle their soju...must be because of all that practice with vodka. Great fellas but I do enjoy holding a grudge against ePoland. Helldarr would probably be a fun guy to drink with, if his mother lets him out of the house.
"One of the most fun nights of my life was drinking crazy amounts of beer & soju with Polish soccer fans after the 20002 USA-Poland World Cup match up."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/TARDIS2.jpg/220px-TARDIS2.jpg ?
Or like this (you'd expect):
http://latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/la-1004-pin07.jpg
But really they're more like:
http://photo.donga.com/udata/photonews/image/200507/01/35810_0.22686000.jpg
...don't let them take you into that police box, rly
I was pointing to the fact that you've been to the 20002 World Cup
😛
Sorry, I'm a bit of a 'tardis when it comes to subtle references.
I won't tell you who won because that would ruin the surprise 18000 years from now.
Hear the one about the Polish gay guy?
He slept with women....
Speaking of Can-Pol relations, ever had Polish sausage with maple syrup? Good shit.
Wait, Rolo just made a gay comment. Poor timing on my part.
ITT: butthurt poles
am i to early for the penis measuring part?
you are a little premature
well include me somwhere
im a premature master debater
Sorry, thought i should let you know your "Poke Ball" colours are upside-down.
Flip the flag and it will make more sense 🙂
"I mean, you were Russia's b!tch for hundreds of years, not to mention Germany (Prussia)."
There by saying hundreds you are wrong when in fact it was 123 years, so just over a hundred not hundreds.
while I'll admit you are right when in the past we were wiped. But I doubt many countries would be able to survive while being bordered by Russia, Germany and the Austro-Hungarian Empire or would they?
"The original [vodka] always tastes better don't you think?"
Oh this is debated...
often on who had vodka first. Both countries started seeing vodka in the 1400s around the same time and due to little historical evidence it is unknown who first had vodka.
@ chewtaz: probably because the "inventors" sat down and had a round...or ten... possibly 20 depending on the size of the people. try remembering anything the next morning lol
also, I'd like to point out that there's no actual solid number for how long any country has been under the rule of another nation, never mind Poland who's been slapped around a time or two.
Kamoris KSC has no clue. The Queen of England truly has no say of what happens in Canada. She's but a figurehead, the current monarch whom we respect as the figurehead of the nation that created. Canada is it's own. Our government goes for the needs of Canadians before anyone else (or so at least the Prime Minister us supposed to). The only person who has almost as much pull as the Prime Minister (though not as much) is the Governor-General who commands the military.
@ Greatmoff: I'd like to see Poland do anything against Canada in RL.
^ha
silly ePolish, eCanada still loves you ^__^
nom
lolololololol