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Day 3,163, 15:16 • Published in USA USA • by John Gregorson

Disclaimer: The ideas and positions presented in the following article are of my own ideological beliefs, and are not directly affiliated with any organization; furthermore, my beliefs do not necessarily reflect the ideals held by the communities with which I harbor favorable relations. Thank you.



Fellow Americans, I writing today just to have a reflection upon my eLife.

When I first joined the game, I was a bit hesitant. Not knowing how mechanics worked I fought A LOT. I ended up being dirt poor by fighting so much the first day. I almost died. *shivers*

Having been here for a few months, I can honestly say I enjoy what I have seen. Although at points it feels as though the game is stagnant, I look for reasons to endure.

One of these reasons is presented thus; while back I endeavored to create an eFamily. To put it bluntly, I failed.



So that's why I've come here today. To start an eFamily (although the SFP is like a great CoEd Fraternity). In order to do so, I'm going to need some stable boost of funds to ensure the best eLife a person can provide. Hence, the contest. I seek the $10,000 to establish a business venture which will hopefully allow me to show the world the idea. Take a shoot at love. I'll have to see how this goes.

Or Yui could make me head of the hopefully soon-to-be-created Federal Finance Department. That might provide a start.

This is the goal:


If there are any prospective mates looking to settle into a reliable yet intellectually stimulating eLife, feel free to shoot a message to the inbox.

And now a meme from our friends (?) in Russia: