Plato unleashes new weapon

Day 1,386, 11:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322

After the success of the bazooka...pfft...Plato has today unveiled the newest weapon. A nuke, or nuclear bomb to all you more civilised types. Yes. After you've collected the 7,462 parts necessary for assembly, you unleash it on the battlefield. It kills have of the opposing the team straight away, and slowly the the remaining members die from cancer years later.


A nuke dropped on Dublin. I would say it actually improved the place.

Of course, Plato hasn't got the balls to release a weapon of this strength. Instead, he has brought out this new tool-box, presumably for throwing at the enemy like a grenade and wishing that a shovel knocks them out. In fact, the toolbox doubles your raw material production. Helpful, but not as good as a nuke. No-one would dare fight us if we armed ourselves with a nuke.


Just as good as a nuke...forks

The toolbox is a handy addition and I'm not complaining of its sudden appearance, as I've already collected three of the five elements. When I first saw the shovel appear, I tried to deduce where it was going to fit into my bazooka. Maybe I can use it instead of a rocket, seeing as I have still never found one or used a bazooka.

Oh, and congratulations to the chainsaw-weilding panda that is now our country's president.