Plato says 'Can it!'
Day 5,778, 05:57
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Mr Woldy
Citizens!
This is a public service announcement! You may no longer say REDACTED. Any reference to REDACTED is to be redacted with immediate effect. This is a result of Plato being
What do I need to do?
Immediately check your papers, profiles and cupboards for any reference to REDACTED. Do not mention the wiki. Do not get in contact with any multinational meat processors.
Check that you’re not accidentally making any other references to pastes, spreads, or gelatine-suspended products. Do not mention Mars, the Milky Way, do not hang around with any Walkers, cancel your appointment with Dr Pepper. Certainly don’t mention that you are in your Prime because you’ve signed up to Bupa.
But what caused this change?
REDACTED ... REDACTED, 73 times. REDACTED? Well, REDACTED as you will see below:
MEGA REDACTED
REDACTED other than the obvious drunkenness, REDACTED. REDACTED all over the floor. This REDACTED led to REDACTED and even the Pope was REDACTED.
REDACTED REDACTED. But then you know what I always say,
REDACTED
Should I be jealous?
Not every eRepublik party or MU can catch the eye of multinational real world organisations. But as the old adage goes, if you are the most active and fun party to be in you are going to catch the attention of BIG MEAT.
How can I help?
Post your creative acronyms in the comments and the funnest will win a prize. In the meantime keep out for whatever new name is given to the redacted party!
This has been a PSA on behalf of REDACTED.
Thanks for reading.
Mr Woldy.
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I love big meats but I hate big meat
That's how THE BIG MEATS wants you to feel.
Lousy Smarch weather
Watch out with that Spam graphic, you might get into trouble with it
'REDACTED other than the obvious drunkenness'
Bit early even for me Wolders!
It is surely Aladeen news. Not to be confused with Aladeen which is the opposite.
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dont say the S word!
^___________^
My IQ is very low.
I did not get the article at all.
my brain must have disappeared or turned into a type of edible meat as i do not understand
what this article is about.
😉
you have amazing beard George
You guys have the strangest sense of humor.
oh yes
Damn ma'am, what a sham scam. Like a grand slam beaverdam of water yams've been crammed right up ol' Plato's jean-claude van damme, if ye grok me hologrammed telegram. I expect mebbe the old feller's off his nitrazepam.
No REDACTED please, we're British!
I always liked eating meat. And I always liked making politics. With your consideration, I propose "the party of Silly People Adore Meat"
Other alternatives could be:
"Spicy Pork Adventure Meal"
"Snack Packed with Appetizing Meat"
Spam
Spam
Spam
pam
Ssssssss
we live in exciting times. big thanks to the REDACTED company for giving us some fun!
yOU KNOW HOW THEY WERE MAKING PILLOWS OUT OF HAIR, WELLHOW ABOUT sPAZ, A CANNED MEAT PRODUCT MAKING USE OF...
oH CAPS LOCK.
Yeah so I've been drinking and dipping some out of date bread sticks in chocolate spread cos idk, gotta use em some up, waste not want want, kids in africa shooting adults up with automatic weapons, anywya, So considering oh damn now I've forgotten....
So whats the deal with the spamthing anyway, I missed that, thought it was soem meglaomanic PP deciding to play at being a rebranding guru, oh yeah Marmite so I like that anyways and got to thinking that I could try dipping those aforementioned bread sticks in marmite instead - Ive ot the XO one and the truffle one which is nice to cook with, anyways oh yeah I tried some on geese on toast, only 1 of 4 slices, cos it sounds a bit ghey, but it's actually really nice. So yeah... oh hang on, back in a moment... yeah so ok not wildly news, cos like duh... twiglets, but dipping meh bread sticks in marmite is really nice.
Plato says no Spam 😞
Try KFC next time.