Pizza The Hut - President of the eUnited States

Day 1,502, 13:23 • Published in USA USA • by Pizza The Hut II

My Fellow eAmericans,

It is with the greatest hope for the future of our courageous nation, that I hereby announce my candidacy in the January, 2012 Country Presidential Elections. Several weeks ago I formed an exploratory committee to look into this, and after much deliberation and thought, I have decided to seek the Presidency of the eUnited States. I was offered the nomination of the #1 party in eIsrael, but I feel compelled to respectfully decline. They have a great candidate running there already whose election I would not want to put in jeopardy despite my strong bond with the Israeli people. I also feel a duty to give the American people a REAL choice in this election. It is perhaps ironic that I publish this article while in the field consulting for a RL Presidential campaign, and perhaps this may be the moment that the stars align for a victory to come in to fruition. I know that with your help and support, this possibility can become a reality. Here is my plan for a better America.....'

EXPERIENCE
I often say I am the most qualified person to never be President of the eUnited States. There is not much I haven't done in my 2 years and 8 months in the eWorld. I have lived on five continents, been Party President of many major parties(including three terms as the PP of the New Conservative Party in its current form), been a Congressman(including two terms in the eUSA with one of those representing Florida at a time when 35% of the population of the country resided there. I have been an Ambassador, a Special Envoy, and held numerous other positions in various Administrations. On the military front, I currently hold the rank of General of the Armies, the only six star position in the eWorld, commanding the unified forceds of EDEN & TERRA. I also founded the American Eagle Division 9 months ago and proudly serve as its Commanding Officer. I have the executive, legislative, and diplomatic political experience needed, and I have the military experience to be ready for the job of Commander-in-Chief on day one.

ECONOMIC POLICY - 9 9 9
The economic policy of this country has been nothing short of a complete and utter disaster. There is an anti-democratic group of oligarchs appointed to decide our economic policy. These thugs then dictate to the Congress what policies to put in place. As President I will dismiss and abolish every member of this group and listen to the business owners and consumers of eAmerica as to what they would like to see done to improve the function of our economy. I will establish a 9-9-9 plan, which will involve a flat 9% tax across the board on all taxes in the eUSA. This will provide a leveled playing field and boost the economic productiivity of America. Under my plan, all Americans will make and save more money, while the government coffers will still be plenty full. When the elites have 1.5 million USD collecting dust in a "rainy day fun" and claim they need more money, you know something is rotten in Denmark.

CABINET
Anyone who wishes to serve in my cabinet may apply to do so. Right now we have a ton of bureaucrats with titles that don't really mean anything. My Administration will include both old faces and new ones, but they will have one thing in common, and that is their desier to serve the people of this great nation and to work hard for the betterment of our country. I will announce my cabinet in a future article during the campaign.

GROWTH
There was a time when the eUSA was the most populous nation in the world. It can be and rightfully should be once again. As part of my 9-9-9 plan, I pledge a minimum growth of 9% in the population of our country during my term. It is time to bring people in to this game and to this country both through out of game recruitment, and immigration from friendly citizens wishing to become eAmericans. We need a Pro-Growth policy if we are ever to realize our larger goals and become a true superpower in the eWorld.

FOREIGN POLICY
I am deeply concerned about the direction of our foreign policy. As President, I will not support the renewal of an MPP with the Turks, and I will demand that EDEN expel them from the Alliance. This is a nation which betrayed ONE, and has PTO'd and invaded our long-time friends and allies on many occasions. Like the saiyng goes, fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you. Under my leadership, they will not fool us twice and we will guarantee the security of our nation by allying with nations who share our values and interests in a fair game with maximum liberty for all its citizens.

MILITARY POLICY
As President I will use the huge treasury we have sitting around to expand Meals on Wheels to include all players up to and including level 30, as opposed to level 25 as it is now. We have the resources to supply more citizens, so we should do it. Additionally, I will remove Ultramarines from the OMS as its leader Henry "Pfeiffer" Arundel is an Enemy of the State and a threat to national security due to his extremely aggressive and erratic conduct towards the entire nation, and replace them in the OMS funding system with American Eagle Division. Further, we saw during this Administration a pointless military excursion in to Europe which had no defined goal other than to temporarily hold regions that were reconquered very quickly. I will not endanger the security of our original 51 regions and any foreign military campaign a Hut Administration gets in to will have both a plan to win the war, and a plan to secure our gains.

As usual, I will probably be the only candidate who publishes any sort of plan for his Presidency. so when you consider who you may be voting for, remember that of all the candidates, I will be the one most dedicated to the role of President of the greatest nation that ever was. It is time for a new Golden Era for the eUnited States in the eWorld, and as your President, with your help, and with the blessing of almighty Admin, I know that we can achieve these great dreams and aspirations together, as Americans.

Vote Pizza The Hut II on January 5th!Sincerely Yours,
Pizza The Hut II
Candidate for President of the eUnited States of America