Pizza The Hut Endorses GoalieBCSC for President

Day 1,442, 20:55 • Published in USA USA • by Pizza The Hut II

As you may know, due to the circumstances that have been forced upon us this month, I am unable to run for President of the eUnited States. Given the absolutely terrifying alternatives, there is only one choice this month for the job. I fully and completely support GoalieBCSC and encourage you to vote for him too.

He has chosen some very capable individuals for his cabinet this month, among them Garmr for Secretary of Defense, Oblige for Secretary of State, and PigInZen for Chief of Staff. This is a group where fail seems to be the exception, and win is the rule, something which is very rare in any Presidential administration in the eUSA.

With the invasion of the eUSA by foreign powers, the threat of domestic PTOers, and the very real danger of Leroy Combs, someone who supports these disgraceful tactics against American parties winning the Presidency, it is absolutely crucial that we support GoalieBCSC this month. He has an extensive resume and is clearly the most sane and qualified candidate this month. On Saturday, November 5th, remember to score a goal for Team USA!