PIT CLOSURES - PARTY SALE
Day 1,561, 08:17
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Willard Mitt Romney
THE ASSET-STRIPPING EXECUTIVE OF THE CORPORATE IDENTITY:
Given the current economic situation, I have formally decided that subject to price - I will be selling the National Union of Miners to the highest bidder over level 28, this will give you over two weeks control of the party for your own pleasures and vices.
The capital raised will be invested in a new Thatcherite scheme, from now on, DOWN WITH THE MINESHAFTS, UP WITH THE PROFITS
THE PARTY TRULY BEGINS:
Given the current economic situation, I have formally decided that subject to price - I will be selling the National Union of Miners to the highest bidder over level 28, this will give you over two weeks control of the party for your own pleasures and vices.
The capital raised will be invested in a new Thatcherite scheme, from now on, DOWN WITH THE MINESHAFTS, UP WITH THE PROFITS
THE PARTY TRULY BEGINS:
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Good times!
Indeed Maggie, now about the free milk...
meh cba to pay
brbPTOing
Worst Socialist Party Ever.
Ever heard of New Labour?
They are not socialist in any meaningful sense of the term.
Exactly, now stop chaining yourself to my mining equipment in protest - I need to asset strip, and you're getting in my way.
*'Churchillian' v sign*
Profit-seeking socialists...what next Nazi-Communists...fine I'm taking my revolutionary signs somewhere else....damn bourgeoisie.
The CommuNazis won't be pleased