Pirates of the Ma Rib n Bean

Day 3,149, 08:19 Published in Spain Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

Some days yonder and odd scalliwag named OddX was 4 farthings away from a Coruna off the seas that borders yonder Spanish lands on his armada teh Water Oddity



He was feeling brave and arrogant in the distant waters off he Irish island. He was even thinking he could steal one battle hero and sneak away in the night undetected.

He did manage to surpass one RTK the legend and master of the sea. As krakken master of the sea and in stiller of fear of the sea . He could just have employed his control of all element and turned Odd inside out his innards on the outside and his face and eyes inside him looking at his stomach. An condition medical doctors called FUBAR.


But no he remembered some of his past friend of the Spanners such as mininuns and ... Anyway so he politely asked that they do not steal his bh medals.

krakken politely asking that his bh medals be respected.

Very politely and in a well mannered voice he ASKED THAT HIS BATTLE HEROES MEDALS BE RESPECTED BUT OH NO SUCH AN REQUEST DID NOT FELL INTO THE LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING OF HE SPANNERS SO HE HAD TO STEP DOWN TO THE NEAREST BEACH AND SEND HIS DOGS OF WARS AFTER THEM.....................


Arggghhh

Goi rode goi

and in the end....





SO for all your spanners with comprehension issues say wat one more time...

Oddx