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Hi Kids!

I'm gonna make this as simple as I can. Political philandering is not my strong suit. I tend to say what I think and take the consequences. I am running for POTUS July 5th.

This started out as lulz when PM'ing with my friend Chutley. Then two things happened. People started to tell me they supported me and wanted to see me win. And Spain came into the... oh no they didn't... oh yes they did... eUSA. I got to feelin' a little pissed at how easily they walked in here. This lead me to thinking of how we can get 'em the f'out.

I am running for real and I'm dead serious about this. When I win, I will do everything possible to evict Spain, Poland, Hungary and anyone else that is brave enough to come into the eUS. As a secondary goal, I want to bring fun to the game by getting people together that are not usually involved in politics. Smart people. Good people. People who care.




[My Credentials

> Former Senator from Nevada
> Former Secretary of Publications at UIP
> Current Vice Party President at UIP

Yep, that's it. No big long list of accomplishments. No parade of organizations I've been involved in. No lists of names I have worked for doing special projects. Just plain ol' Pickle. One thing is, you can ask anyone who knows me here and they will tell you that I'm honest, trustworthy and I know how to do stuff. Now I ask for the chance to do stuff for all of America.




My Team

This is ever evolving, so look at the spread sheet to keep up to date. Some names you know, some you don't. I'm not looking for votes because of 'names', I am looking for ideas. I want thinkers, not "yes" men/women. Let's face it, unless someone has been POTUS before it's difficult to say that they are qualified to know every aspect of the jobs involved. I need people to tell me things and give me ideas. It will be up to me to reason how best to use the quality information that is supplied to me.




My Goal/Plan

As I stated earlier, kick those invading the eUSA the f'out. How? Again, simple. It's not like everyone left the game, but several groups are doing their own thing. Right now we need ONE MILITARY/MILITIA FIGHTING UNIT FORCE* not two or three or several. My question to you is: Do we play to win or don't we? Doesn't matter if I win POTUS or not, get it in your minds that we come through this invasion together or we go nomad separately. It's up to all of us to get it together, right now. Give me the chance and I'll do what it takes to make it happen.

*[EDIT: deershark pointed out a grammatical error that would really screw with military folk. I don't intend to have all fighting personnel to be under one roof. That's not feasible. What is feasible and necessary is all fighting units receiving commands from one central location until this crisis is over. That was what I was getting at. Sorry for the confusion.]

Oh, and how about updating citizen orders every couple of hours so we don't have to take our best guess? I would like to see a 24 hour update during emergency's. I would say this is an emergency.

The second key step is get the CBO to open the floodgates. This country is floundering in cash. I am not privy to how much Arm America is handing out. All I can say is, there is no reason that every American, whether noob, oldfag, worker or businessman, should not be fighting as often as they are able to, with the best weaps available until they haven't enough health to click the Fight button. That will take a lot of Quartermastering but it needs to be done. Congress, open the purse strings. Hell, rip the bottom out of the damn thing. What good is cash if we ain't here to spend it.

Finally, foreign military/militias, if they agree to fight for us, should be fully funded to their maximum ability to fight. Yes, they should prove how much they need and provide screen shots as proof they did what they promised before they are funded again. Don't be cheap right now, if we loose some cash too bad. I'd rather take a chance on some group screwin' us out of $100,000 than to for sure loose another region.




That's The Crux Of It

If you've read this far, thank you. If you vote for me, I thank you even more. 😃 If you are a masochist, you can read a funny story that Phoenix Quinn wrote using me and my cabinet as characters in a Shakespearean spoof. Thanks Phoenix, you're a pal.

This might not seem like a smart move, but I don't care. Speedcat McNasty is also running for POTUS and seems to have the same basic ideas I do. I also know that he is a quality player, a good guy and he's been around a lot longer than me. Here's the link to his announcement so that you don't have to hunt for it. (No, it's not a porn site, I promise. The devil inside just poked me! OUCH!) If you don't vote for me, please vote for Speedcat. Thanks.




OK Henry... GO!