Philippines : BE A MAN 1st SEASON

Day 1,592, 20:18 • Published in Indonesia Indonesia • by Tom Boati

Dear Philippines, I know you wanna take a vacation on our country so badly. You've been in Bunaken (Sulawesi), Liang Beach (Maluku Island), Raja Ampat (Papua), and Bali ( LSI). I hope you enjoy the vacations.

BUT....

I found something. SOMETHING SHOCKIN'!! I found a compilation of pictures, you acting like this Philippines.



OH DEAR OH DEAR... I know, sometimes the world can be a cruel place for you, and NO ONE cares about you, even Indonesia who needs your resource. Acting like a transvestite, may help you gain some attentions.


BUT DON'T WORRY. WE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A MAN. WE WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND WE CAN START THE LESSONS, HOW TO BE A MAN.


Cheaply venal, stupidly verbose
A slip of the tongue, a slit of the throat
We'll bury you six feet under with no marker
Keep our name from your mouth forever
Free speech for the living, dead men tell no tales
Your laughing finger will never point again